Just heard the worst advice of all time.

[WhatsGoodTy]

This girl told me " forgive people that you normally wouldn't forgive, and be friends with everyone that you normally wouldn't be friends with" I'm done I'd have a better chance of making some shyt up in my head than this. The problem was that I missed someone, but if I seen them it would just be bad.

 

[Ricky Church]

why bytches got vocal chords anyway tho?

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

why bytches got vocal chords anyway tho?

She really go by that shyt too smh.

 

[NSSVO]

trying to be profound like everyone on facebook

 

[yo moms]

so i wouldnt normally be friends with pedophiles but becasue of her rule its okay?

 

[SoulController]

terrible, i go with my gut and thats that

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

so i wouldnt normally be friends with pedophiles but becasue of her rule its okay?

Yep

 

[yo moms]

Yep

great.

 

[The Guru]

That's bad?
What i just heard today...
My ten year old nephew, didn't read his book he had to do a report on, was going to make up his report. I came down on him with all sorts of realness, talking about how every time he tries to cheat his way out of doing the work, he'd be falling behind, not making real progress and everyone who put the work in passes him by. His dumb ass mother said "well if he can make it up and get away with it it means he's smart"

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

And i bet she wonders why men always take advantage of her

 

[unit321]

That's bad?
What i just heard today...
My ten year old nephew, didn't read his book he had to do a report on, was going to make up his report. I came down on him with all sorts of realness, talking about how every time he tries to cheat his way out of doing the work, he'd be falling behind, not making real progress and everyone who put the work in passes him by. His dumb ass mother said "well if he can make it up and get away with it it means he's smart"

This is why the karate chop was invented.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

That's bad?
What i just heard today...
My ten year old nephew, didn't read his book he had to do a report on, was going to make up his report. I came down on him with all sorts of realness, talking about how every time he tries to cheat his way out of doing the work, he'd be falling behind, not making real progress and everyone who put the work in passes him by. His dumb ass mother said "well if he can make it up and get away with it it means he's smart"

Breh you need to tell that woman you're taking her to Red Lobster and instead drop her off at the clinic to get one of those birth control shots. Tell the doctor to put it on maximum power. We can't have her reproducing anymore.

 

[JLova]

Women and their dumb slogans.

 

[Turbulent]

men say dumb shyt like his all the time as well. the difference is we actually check eachother. If i hear some dude say some dumb shyt I'll probably educate him on why what he said doesn't make sense. Some dudes won't but it's a higher chance that between boys we'll school him. Overall we like to debate more i think.

Women on the other hand, odds are they won't say anything and if they do, they will sugarcoat the fukk out of it cause they know it could start a whole "thing" and they don't need the drama. so imagine spending your whole life with other women scared to check you cause they don't want drama, and dudes scared to check you cause they think it will disqualify them from getting puss. That's why they end up so lost.