Just met Rihanna at chic-fil-a

[VladTheImpaler]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

After watching this video, I'm kinda in Love with Rihanna, and this is coming from a guy who not into celebrities

 

[50CentStan]

Story was true btw. I never did get to meet Bhris

 

[Marzupial]

Lol I know a guy who claims he smashed her, he worked in a studio where she used to go

She legit looks like she would give it up easily to random nikkas with game

I don't find her attractive so y'all can have her

 

[tuckgod]

Yeah, like the ones who search out flop threads from 2013 to bump

Nah bytch, I was looking for the Chic-fil-a/Popeyes thread and came across this one.

 

[Jsully]

Story was true btw. I never did get to meet Bhris

 

[TEH]

 

[skokiaan]

So I'm on lunch break and I head to chic fil a, I see this bad lil breezy from far Way I get closer and I'm like "oh shyt, that's Rihanna" so I think of oh so trill and I don't want this opportunity to go to waste, so I walk over to her and say what up, she says hi, I tell her that she looks even better in person and she starts laughing. So I already feel like my g is working pretty good, I got this bytch in the bag, then I ask her "where Chris at?" Her face turn into she's like I don't know why? So I tell her because I really would like to meet him, he's a hero of mine. Then she says "nice talking to you, I have to get ready for rehersals" and leaves towards the four seasons. This bytch really dont want to share any part of breezy. Now what I want to know is should I stalk the four seasons for a glimpse of Mr Brown or no?

There's more of a chance these old men know d will than then know Rihanna.



I get off at 4:30 I might stay at the four seasons long before and after the show. I just hope if I meet Chris he doesn't judge me for my business attire.

I've never had chic fil a ..they don't have those in Oakland..what we do have is this place called bake sale Betty..where all they sell is an $8 fried chicken sandwiches and strawberry short cake,,that's all they sell..there's usually a line around the corner filled with hipster yuppies and there are no signs that tell you the name of the place..you gotta be in the in to know..much like a secret society..the fried chicken sandwiches are good and it come with hot sauce..all it is is fried chicken and cole slaw thrown into a bun...it's on 51st street and telegraph across the street from Walgreens..if anyone wants to meet up..then hit my inbox and we can go there and order some, then head to Indian rock in Berkeley to eat it at the top of this giant rock and watch the view..

I'll check it out when I'm in the bay thanks

Ok ..bring a guitar so you can play some tunes while we eat..I'll bring a 6 pack of corona..we should also get some fruit salad and some antipasto..afterwards we can go to Lil B's hood and see if he's around ..maybe he'll come out to kick it..

I don't have a guitar, and I don't drink beer, but we could go try to find lil b, I love DAT nikka

Ok..I'll bring a boom box..we'll have to stop at Walgreens and pick up some D batteries for it tho..I'll drink the beer and you can drink these

 

[50CentStan]

This just in I know you are but what am I?

 

[GhettoTeK]

Liar

 

[Kairi Irving]

Reminds me of the time I met Tinashe at a Gas Station. I said: "yoooo Tinashe wow" she turned around and smiled, I said from a far I loved her verse on that Drake song 2 On, she gave me the death stare until I was inside the store

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Meet Rihanna and ask about her boyfriend. Telling her how Chris brown has a special place in your heart brehs.

 

[ultraflexed]

Meet Rihanna and ask about her boyfriend. Telling her how Chris brown has a special place in your heart brehs.

This............x100000

 

[Taadow]

What the fukk kind of shyt did I just waste time on reading?

Let me help:

OP is saying he saw Rihanna, who is renowned as a beautiful woman, and that made him think of other men he admires. So he approached this woman to discuss other men, and apparently that is still his focus.

Also - somehow he frequents Chik-Fil-A, and yet mysteriously does not know to spell "Chik-Fil-A"...even though the correct spelling is emblazoned on all their merchandise and wrapping.

 

[50CentStan]

Let me help:

OP is saying he saw Rihanna, who is renowned as a beautiful woman, and that made him think of other men he admires. So he approached this woman to discuss other men, and apparently that is still his focus.

Also - somehow he frequents Chik-Fil-A, and yet mysteriously does not know to spell "Chik-Fil-A"...even though the correct spelling is emblazoned on all their merchandise and wrapping.

No free advertising for radical white Christian extremist franchises. Smarten up bum breh.