Just met this muslim girl, need tips on converting

[Luken]

Be a French Montana Muslim like me... drink alcohol, sell drugs, fukk bytches, party and all that bad shyt but go to Jumah prayers on Friday and ask God to forgive you and put $20 for Zakat

i cant breathe

 

[HacksawJimThuggin]

Astaghfirullah

 

[Gallo]

Be a French Montana Muslim like me... drink alcohol, sell drugs, fukk bytches, party and all that bad shyt but go to Jumah prayers on Friday and ask God to forgive you and put $20 for Zakat

Smutted out two French muslim broads, both Moroccan

 

[PHamm]

Stupid kafir, u are by far the worst scum on earth!!!!

Your plans of deception and lies will fail miserably and I hope u die as a direct result.

burn in hell fakkit!

#TheColi

 

[acri1]

Thread is comedy.

OP, is a troll. And, the mods should do their jobs and ban him from posting on this forum. I think it's quite sad that people have now resorted to trolling other people's religions just so that they can get a 6+ thread.

We've been making fun of each other's religions since the KTL days. If you're easily offended this might not be the subforum for you.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

If she a real Muslim, she has to check with an old head before dealing with a dude. This dude will (and goons) will probably drop you once you get exposed.

 

[patscorpio]

op's first post has me right now at my desk lol

 

[The ADD]

op's first post has me right now at my desk lol

The "allah forbid" part sealed it

 

[JAY?]

Trolling or not I wanna see pics
She sounds bad

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

lmao..brilliant!!!

reminds me when i fukked the shyt out this jewish fool (looks exactly like the actor- bryan greenberg)..he hated his upbringing and had me rockin that skull cap while i was suckin and screwin' the anal out of him!!! The morning after that was where i picked up plenty of his background..shyt, i was falling for the man!

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

BASICALLY, SAY.................... I BEAR WITNESS, THAT THERE IS NO DIETY WORTHY OF WORSHIP, EXCEPT FOR ALLAH (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD), AND I BEAR WITNESS THAT MUHAMMAD IS ALLAH'S SLAVE AND MESSENGER.
IN OFFICIAL ARABIC FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND (GOD KNOWS BEST) IT GOES, ASH-HADU, AN LA, ILLAHA, ILLAALLAH. WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN ABDUHU WA RASULOOLAH.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

BASICALLY, SAY.................... I BEAR WITNESS, THAT THERE IS NO DIETY WORTHY OF WORSHIP, EXCEPT FOR ALLAH (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD), AND I BEAR WITNESS THAT MUHAMMAD IS ALLAH'S SLAVE AND MESSENGER.
IN OFFICIAL ARABIC FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND (GOD KNOWS BEST) IT GOES, ASH-HADU, AN LA, ILLAHA, ILLAALLAH. WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN ABDUHU WA RASULOOLAH.

 

[50CentStan]

Smutted out two French muslim broads, both Moroccan

In France here or morocco? Moroccon girls

 

[Blackking]

The secrets out.

 

[Techniec]

lmao..brilliant!!!

reminds me when i fukked the shyt out this jewish fool (looks exactly like the actor- bryan greenberg)..he hated his upbringing and had me rockin that skull cap while i was suckin and screwin' the anal out of him!!! The morning after that was where i picked up plenty of his background..shyt, i was falling for the man!