Just realized what my biggest flex is....

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

I grew up in a house with upwards of 7 people

never had my own room until I moved out

and have never been caught jerking off....

That level of planning and execution deserves praise

Memorizing everyones schedule, habits, and routines was not easy but I got it done

And im not talking ducking off in the bathroom for a quickie...im talking sitting at the family computer in the living room (the only computer, this was late 90s early 2000s mind you)...getting it off, clearing cookies, search history, writing down the last visited sites, and making sure I visit them so nobody realizes the search history has been cleared.

And im talking annoying ass sisters that was always in my business



Alien shyt

 

[Ty Daniels]

 

[Billie Jean]

Take this to JBO. They'd celebrate

 

[Calibrated]

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

Take this to JBO. They'd celebrate

youre right lets leave this space to debate important things like jimmy butlers hairstyles

 

[Estarossa]

“Biggest flex” is IG thot lingo…

 

[Devilinurear]

I grew up in a house with upwards of 7 people

never had my own room until I moved out

and have never been caught jerking off....

That level of planning and execution deserves praise

Memorizing everyones schedule, habits, and routines was not easy but I got it done

And im not talking ducking off in the bathroom for a quickie...im talking sitting at the family computer in the living room (the only computer, this was late 90s early 2000s mind you)...getting it off, clearing cookies, search history, writing down the last visited sites, and making sure I visit them so nobody realizes the search history has been cleared.

And im talking annoying ass sisters that was always in my business



Alien shyt

@cia

You should work in espionage

 

[Wepa Man]

All this to jerk off?

 

[Legal]

Brehs was out here doing heist level planning to put hands on themselves.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Spoiler

no homo though

 

[bnew]

I grew up in a house with upwards of 7 people

never had my own room until I moved out

and have never been caught jerking off....

That level of planning and execution deserves praise

Memorizing everyones schedule, habits, and routines was not easy but I got it done

And im not talking ducking off in the bathroom for a quickie...im talking sitting at the family computer in the living room (the only computer, this was late 90s early 2000s mind you)...getting it off, clearing cookies, search history, writing down the last visited sites, and making sure I visit them so nobody realizes the search history has been cleared.

And im talking annoying ass sisters that was always in my business



Alien shyt

you didn't know about 3rd party browsers, installing in a non-default PATH and deleting program menu shortcuts but create one for yourself in the quick launch toolbar that you hide every time you done with the PC?

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

All this to jerk off?

yep baby oil out and everything...although one time moms did come in like 10 minutes after the mission was accomplished and asked why the living room smelled like baby oil...



had to switch to vaseline after that...

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

you didn't know about 3rd party browsers, installing in a non-default PATH and deleting program menu shortcuts but create one for yourself in the quick launch too bar that you hide every time you done with the PC?

nope but that makes the feat even more praiseworthy

 

[KneeGrow.]

Congrats bro proud of you

 

[Devilinurear]

you didn't know about 3rd party browsers, installing in a non-default PATH and deleting program menu shortcuts but keep create one for yourself oin the quick launch too bar that you hide every time you done with the PC.