Just realized what my biggest flex is....

[Flexington]

What in the JBO do we have here?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bragging about how you beat ya dikk in the same space as ya mother and sisters!


Cracka shyt.

 

[Fill Collins]

They knew.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

OP hella füçked up. Got everybody running around ashy, skin burning cuz this mf can't help himself.

 

[L@CaT]

I grew up in a house with upwards of 7 people

never had my own room until I moved out

and have never been caught jerking off....

That level of planning and execution deserves praise

Memorizing everyones schedule, habits, and routines was not easy but I got it done

And im not talking ducking off in the bathroom for a quickie...im talking sitting at the family computer in the living room (the only computer, this was late 90s early 2000s mind you)...getting it off, clearing cookies, search history, writing down the last visited sites, and making sure I visit them so nobody realizes the search history has been cleared.

And im talking annoying ass sisters that was always in my business



Alien shyt

I've been caught jerking off by my step mom once lol

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

They knew.

honestly the thought never crossed my mind but

 

[Xtraz2]

 

[boogers]

yep baby oil out and everything...although one time moms did come in like 10 minutes after the mission was accomplished and asked why the living room smelled like baby oil...



had to switch to vaseline after that...

they knew.

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

Bragging about how you beat ya dikk in the same space as ya mother and sisters!


Cracka shyt.

Lmao fukk outta here…ain’t my fault we didn’t have a 6 room crib

That 1100 sq ft was the best of times tho

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Lmao fukk outta here…ain’t my fault we didn’t have a 6 room crib

That 1100 sq ft was the best of times tho

GTFOH!

You had a whole ass bathroom with a lock on the door!

 

[CourtesyFlush]

OP is the James Bond of jerkin

 

[CourtesyFlush]

I've been caught jerking off by my step mom once lol

I've seen enough films to know what happened next

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

GTFOH!

You had a whole ass bathroom with a lock on the door!

Simpleton…too suspicious. And I need visual stimulation. This was pre-smartphone era bytch ass nikka

 

[J.E.T.S]

nikkas was going on top secret espionage missions just to beat their meats back in the day.

Why not be like normal kids and sit in the window until the car pulls away then use a different web browser?

Before I got my own puter, I had MSN web browser installed just to watch porn. Deleted all shortcuts and icons so the whole family ignored that bytch lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Simpleton…too suspicious. And I need visual stimulation. This was pre-smartphone era bytch ass nikka

Dumb ass ya mama and sisters know you going through puberty.

I couldn't imagine beating off in the living room!
Ya mama was watxhing Living Single 30 mins after you took care of business.