Just spent a week in Colombia visited Medellín and Cartagena AMA

[Wiseborn]

you not lying

I actually got dragged out of a cab at 3am and searched by the police. Even took 40 mil pesos.

whoa they stole from you?

That’s crazy I never had that experience in the way more crime ridden city of Cali

40 mil is like Ten dollars but again I don’t believe you’d lie about this either.

You weren’t trying to cop were you?

If you were have a bytch get it if she doesn’t come back with the stuff take the L

Weed ain’t too hard to get and nikkas smoke low key openly in parks. I don’t think it’s legal I think people smoke in the park for plausible deniability

 

[Wiseborn]

You think I’m capping? Try copping in front of a Colombian cop.

Report back.

 

[Wiseborn]

What are the strip clubs like? Worth going?

They’re like strip clubs back home difference is no one is pretending that they don’t fukk. never been to Cartagena clubs but no one Makes it rain in Clubs They get paid by selling you drinks and smashing.

Funny story we know a guy who plays the Upstairs Downstairs game meaning he takes Strippers upstairs to smash.

One of our friends got the DJ to play this song whenever he headed upstairs with a chick

 

[Wiseborn]

Here are some recommendations if you decide to go

*Locals Restaurants in CTG*

1) Espiritu Santo (cartagenian tradicional food) good food, big portions

2) La cechiveria (Sea food) this one came recommended I didn’t get to go

3) Candé - more upscale, live performances big portions tho.

4) Celelé

5) San Valentin

6) San Nicolas - more local, fill of local ppl having a blast, live music and salsa dancing

7) Corón coro

8) Kalú

9) Di Silvio (great pizza italian place)

*Bars*


1) Alquimico

2) the cluck pub

3) taboo

4) El Carpintero

5) Delirium - that’s where the passport bros, black chicks, bbl chicks, gangsters ballers etc hang out. Good mix of hip hop, dancehall, trap etc

6) Morena- they have live music food is mid range but I haven’t been in the evening

7) Alizya restaurant, go for drinks and great sunset views of the sea Locatel inside the wall city

*Bread places*
- Esquina del pan de bono

*Coffee Places*

Café San Alberto
Café La Manchuria
Di Silvio

*Drinks*

Hechicera
Dictador

*Ice Cream Places*

Geladeria Tramonti
Goyurt


*Beers*
Beer lovers
Club Colombia
Costeñita

*Address*

La Esquina del Pandebono
318 4983528

Google Search


*Streets in Getsêmani*

- Callejón Agosto
- Callejón Ancho

*Money Exchange*
Por el Portal de los dulces

*Souvenir places*

- Las bovedas

*Jewelry*

The Mine
The Precolombian Emerald Museum

*Calle Manuel Román y Picón*

Masks and souvenirs

*Sim Card Place*

Centro Uno

*Atm*

Éxito Matuna
La Aduana Square

Las Bóvedas · Cartagena, Cartagena Province, Bolivar

maps.app.goo.gl

Also do the hop on hop off tour

This list is very helpful.

 

[Wiseborn]

Nah, I’ve never even seen that shyt in person, besides I’m too bait for that.

smart they just busted a brit trying to get that shyt through customs.

 

[Wiseborn]

He’s black and from the states so he’s not new to this. I guess we’ll vet them together. I’ll probably reel them in and he’ll act as body guard till I bring her over for secondary vetting. Then off to pound town.

Side note, black British girls don’t like white guys. I don’t know where that stereotype comes from.

From TV. as fukked up as america is if they put a Interracial couple on TV for any reason it’s for a reason meanwhile you got Beverly Knight wenching in everything she’s ever done..

As far as picking the girl I’d strongly advise getting a strip club girl so you don’t have to worry about nothing a stripper from a reputable club basically comes with a money back guarantee

I don’t know about Cartagena but in Meddy and Cali there’s a sex shop on like every corner.

 

[Wiseborn]

Does that include shipping? Bulk discounts?

I get that you’re joking but 90% of this shyt goes in drug submarines to Mexico

There fighting in Buenaventura ( Colombia’s Main port) over who gets the coke the Sinaloas or CJNG.

I knew a goofy small Islander ( I think he was from St. Kitts) goofy was a weedhead who lived in the states and wanted to send weed to the states.

I crahsed telling him how dumb that Idea was and that gonnies would run up in his house with teh quickness.


I decided homie was too dumb to hang with after that never saw his goofy ass again.

 

[peppe]

didn't know OP was woman. I was wondering why the report was missing a key insight

 

[tuckgod]

 

[Canon]

whoa they stole from you?

That’s crazy I never had that experience in the way more crime ridden city of Cali

40 mil is like Ten dollars but again I don’t believe you’d lie about this either.

You weren’t trying to cop were you?

If you were have a bytch get it if she doesn’t come back with the stuff take the L

Weed ain’t too hard to get and nikkas smoke low key openly in parks. I don’t think it’s legal I think people smoke in the park for plausible deniability

haha nope didn't use any drugs or even attempt to purchase any.

It was nothing so I was like

 

[Caca-faat]

That I find hard to believe maybe rushing to grab luggage but hopping the belt???

But I don’t like to believe people will out and out lie though.

If everything else sounds truthful and plausible why would I be lying about this one specific part? Again to what gain?

smart they just busted a brit trying to get that shyt through customs.

So before boarding they stopped the entire boarding group separated us into men and women on either side and put all our luggage in the centre of the tunnel. Brought out the sniffer dog to sniff all our bags and patted us all down. We weren’t allowed to film but I got a lil bit of it on camera. The lady standing in line next to me translated and said she has been travelling to London for years and has never seen this before, so maybe there’s an uptick in smuggling.

I also got stopped at the customs border to question me as a lone female traveller coming from Colombia. I’ve never been stopped before, but wasn’t surprised.

 

[Wiseborn]

If everything else sounds truthful and plausible why would I be lying about this one specific part? Again to what gain?

So before boarding they stopped the entire boarding group separated us into men and women on either side and put all our luggage in the centre of the tunnel. Brought out the sniffer dog to sniff all our bags and patted us all down. We weren’t allowed to film but I got a lil bit of it on camera. The lady standing in line next to me translated and said she has been travelling to London for years and has never seen this before, so maybe there’s an uptick in smuggling.

I also got stopped at the customs border to question me as a lone female traveller coming from Colombia. I’ve never been stopped before, but wasn’t surprised.

Yeah like I said I believe you and theres been an uptick of crash outs that tried to smuggle drugs to europe.

Not realizing that tons of that shyt just goes on cargo shyts as banannas and sugar guys boofing drugs ain’t gonna work.


That being said my guys are in town and the routinely fly in and out of the states with weed with no issues.

 

[Canon]

Yeah like I said I believe you and theres been an uptick of crash outs that tried to smuggle drugs to europe.

Not realizing that tons of that shyt just goes on cargo shyts as banannas and sugar guys boofing drugs ain’t gonna work.


That being said my guys are in town and the routinely fly in and out of the states with weed with no issues.

I had zero issues getting back in through customs

no searches or anything

 

[Sunalmighty]

I’m flying home today. If you’re planning to go or just thinking about it. Ask me any questions that come to mind.

My brother was there recently, in Medellín. He said even the janitors in the airport was fine

 

[Wiseborn]

haha nope didn't use any drugs or even attempt to purchase any.

It was nothing so I was like

That’s unusual but I don’t doubt it. Was you in a yellow cab or an Uber.

Uber is alledgelly illegal but theres an Uber office in the Main Mall in town

Maybe they thought you were gonna be a victim of an express kidnapping

Or even more likely the Cab was illegal meaning his tags was fukked up.

They don’t have inspection and emission stickers They just pick a day out of the week when you can’t drive

I would like to get a car down here but having to park my shyt on a random day and get a cab or a rental is jarring.

Still don’t know why they cuffed your ten bucks though.