Delivery man pulled up and was sittin in his car on some
...i walk up to his car like 
"YO..dat my pizza?"....nikka gone turn his head slowly to me like 
and start peeling peppronis off my pizza and eatn em..Me:
STOP EATIN MY FOOD..AYOO
delivery guy:
back up off my car...go inside..ima bring yo food in a minute.Me:JUST HAND ME MY SHYT
next thing I know this nikka gone hit the
face and smash on da gas..drove into the back of a parked bus..Me:
Sorry OP....
