The Amerikkkan Idol
The Amerikkkan Nightmare
What the fukk happened to wrasslin'?
I gotta be honest, I started watching because I somehow got hooked on that "Total Divas" show (mostly because of Trinity and Eva Marie fine asses) and just wanted to check out what was goin' on in McMahonland, and it is honestly boring as fukk now.
I was addicted to this shyt during the late '90s during the "Monday Night Wars" and never missed Nitro or Raw. I even bought the fukkin' Apter rags like PWI and shyt. Hell, I bought all the video games too (WWF WarZone & WWF Attitude, WCW vs The World)
I mean, yeah, the story lines of DX and the NWO and The Nation of Domination and all that shyt was dope, but what kept me was the fukkin' action.
fukkin' powerbombs, piledrivers, shooting star presses, 450 splashes, moonsaults, german suplexes and all that crazy shyt that the luchadores used to do on WCW and shyt.
Now, watching matches, it's like dudes don't even powerbomb or piledrive nobody and it seems like there's no emphasis on moves and there's no blood or no real action goin' on.
The matches are fukkin' boring.
The finishing moves are lame
Is John Cena supposed to be the new Hulk Hogan?
Why is he so lame?
Is this nikka supposed to be funny?
Why the fukk do people like Daniel Bryan so much?
I watched dude and his finishing move is just a running knee?
That's what nikkaz used to start matches out with, not finish them with.
And what's his angle?
Is he supposed to be a hippy or a redneck or what?
On the show he seems like a cool dude, so I wanted to see if he was raw or something, but dude's a total cornball in the ring. All he got is that "Yes, yes, yes, yes,!!!" shyt.
And what's up with CM Punk?
I mean, from what I've heard, dudes is awesome on the mic.
I saw his "Pipe Bomb" on YouTube and I couldn't believe the McMahons let him say all that shyt on TV, but I watched him wrestle and he's like meh.
His finishing move is kinda lame too. He just kicks a falling dude in the head.
The only dude I kinda like is that Randy Orton cat. He seems like he could've been raw back in the '90s.
His move at least looks like it can hurt somebody for real and his theme song raw as hell.
What happened to the innovation in moves?
Dudes like Chris Kanyon and The Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian used to do all kinds of crazy inventive shyt.
nikkaz out there now, look more basic than the dudes in the '80s. It's like they've gone backwards or something.
And what happened to the women?
I mean, Lita, Trish Stratus and Victoria and them had started upstaging the dudes a lot of the time, now it seems like women's wrestling is just an after thought. They just have a 7 on 7 match with the "Total Divas" vs. the other bytches in the company and that's the only thing you hear about the women. It doesn't even seem like the women can even wrestle anymore. What the fukk happened there?
Is this just how wrestling is now the McMahons got no competition from WCW or ECW or is it just in a low period.
Sorry for the long ass old nikka Larry King ass rant, but I was kinda taken aback by a lot of this shyt.
Oh yeah, is TNA any good?
I've heard they've got a lot of WWE's talent who got mad at the McMahons and split.
I gotta be honest, I started watching because I somehow got hooked on that "Total Divas" show (mostly because of Trinity and Eva Marie fine asses) and just wanted to check out what was goin' on in McMahonland, and it is honestly boring as fukk now.
I was addicted to this shyt during the late '90s during the "Monday Night Wars" and never missed Nitro or Raw. I even bought the fukkin' Apter rags like PWI and shyt. Hell, I bought all the video games too (WWF WarZone & WWF Attitude, WCW vs The World)
I mean, yeah, the story lines of DX and the NWO and The Nation of Domination and all that shyt was dope, but what kept me was the fukkin' action.
fukkin' powerbombs, piledrivers, shooting star presses, 450 splashes, moonsaults, german suplexes and all that crazy shyt that the luchadores used to do on WCW and shyt.
Now, watching matches, it's like dudes don't even powerbomb or piledrive nobody and it seems like there's no emphasis on moves and there's no blood or no real action goin' on.
The matches are fukkin' boring.
The finishing moves are lame
Is John Cena supposed to be the new Hulk Hogan?
Why is he so lame?
Is this nikka supposed to be funny?
Why the fukk do people like Daniel Bryan so much?
I watched dude and his finishing move is just a running knee?
That's what nikkaz used to start matches out with, not finish them with.
And what's his angle?
Is he supposed to be a hippy or a redneck or what?
On the show he seems like a cool dude, so I wanted to see if he was raw or something, but dude's a total cornball in the ring. All he got is that "Yes, yes, yes, yes,!!!" shyt.
And what's up with CM Punk?
I mean, from what I've heard, dudes is awesome on the mic.
I saw his "Pipe Bomb" on YouTube and I couldn't believe the McMahons let him say all that shyt on TV, but I watched him wrestle and he's like meh.
His finishing move is kinda lame too. He just kicks a falling dude in the head.
The only dude I kinda like is that Randy Orton cat. He seems like he could've been raw back in the '90s.
His move at least looks like it can hurt somebody for real and his theme song raw as hell.
What happened to the innovation in moves?
Dudes like Chris Kanyon and The Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian used to do all kinds of crazy inventive shyt.
nikkaz out there now, look more basic than the dudes in the '80s. It's like they've gone backwards or something.
And what happened to the women?
I mean, Lita, Trish Stratus and Victoria and them had started upstaging the dudes a lot of the time, now it seems like women's wrestling is just an after thought. They just have a 7 on 7 match with the "Total Divas" vs. the other bytches in the company and that's the only thing you hear about the women. It doesn't even seem like the women can even wrestle anymore. What the fukk happened there?
Is this just how wrestling is now the McMahons got no competition from WCW or ECW or is it just in a low period.
Sorry for the long ass old nikka Larry King ass rant, but I was kinda taken aback by a lot of this shyt.
Oh yeah, is TNA any good?
I've heard they've got a lot of WWE's talent who got mad at the McMahons and split.
