Just went on my 1st date ever with a CAC (German). I'm far from a c00n, but I understand

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First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!
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So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) :smh:as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.
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Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny :ohmy: I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. :unsure: Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.
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well thank you for doing a write up of your date for us. :pachaha: at you fantasizing about this girl on some "will she won't she" shyt... sounds like a conversation my girlfriends would have after their first date with me... "he was so cute gurrrrl... i think he wanted to kiss me gurrrl...he asked me if i wanted to watch the game on saturday gurrrrl"... were you licking your lips and twirling a phone line between your fingers when you were typing this breski? were you lying on your belly with your toes in the air, wondering if she was thinking about you? :dead: goddamit dude, were you blowing pink bubble gum bubbles? :wow:

like currensy said, "whoadie you a simp and she can smell it on ya" :snoop:
 
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well thank you for doing a write up of your date for us. :pachaha: at you fantasizing about this girl on some "will she won't she" shyt... sounds like a conversation my girlfriends would have after their first date with me... "he was so cute gurrrrl... i think he wanted to kiss me gurrrl...he asked me if i wanted to watch the game on saturday gurrrrl"... were you licking your lips and twirling a phone line between your fingers when you were typing this breski? were you lying on your belly with your toes in the air, wondering if she was thinking about you? :dead: goddamit dude, what the fukk

like currensy said, "whoadie you a simp and she can smell it on ya" :snoop:
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well thank you for doing a write up of your date for us. :pachaha: at you fantasizing about this girl on some "will she won't she" shyt... sounds like a conversation my girlfriends would have after their first date with me... "he was so cute gurrrrl... i think he wanted to kiss me gurrrl...he asked me if i wanted to watch the game on saturday gurrrrl"... were you licking your lips and twirling a phone line between your fingers when you were typing this breski? were you lying on your belly with your toes in the air, wondering if she was thinking about you? :dead: goddamit dude, were you blowing pink bubble gum bubbles? :wow:

like currensy said, "whoadie you a simp and she can smell it on ya" :snoop:

Dat Ether.... :pachaha:
 

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shyt! I'm out bruh. Put my 60 day notice in last week.

I heard stories from Army guys about German woman treating brothers good.




If she as a lot of paper, I might keep her.

#GameOfThronesMindset. #LannisterSet

The next generation and my kids got to be way better off than I am.
She doesn't want to marry, she's curious whst that black dikk is like. On the other hand, in my experience, they get addicted once you provide them with a good stroke.
 

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nikka you wrote that like a fukkin German, had me reading like Borat with these lines...

"I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players."

"I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents."

"Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"

"We hug and she hold me super tight."

:russ:


:ohhh: Yooooooooooooooooo...






























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No joke honestly most people who can't picture themselves interracially dating never were able to have a real conversation with a person of another race before. My girl and I could just chill and talk whenever before we got together.
 

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I kinda feel that you trying to downplay this date in a roundabout way is a sign that maybe you're feeling this CAC more than you'd like to admit.

That maybe your inner Tommy "white women bring me joy" Sotomayor wants to come out and play :sas2:

Especially since black chicks seem to give you pause per some of your posts :mjpls:

Peace
 
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