Just Wow at both of these stories...

[PS5 Pro]

1.) Pro Gamers are now recognized as "Athletes" by the US government so people from overseas can get Visas. As a gamer, I should be like thats great. But as a MAN first. You pussies ain't athletes

They really need to use another word for that imo. Cuz then one day there is gonna be a petition by 2billion cosplay gamers to allow them to be included and then inducted to the Pro Sports Hall of Fame. Michael Jordan will rank 2 spots behind GoldenGlove


2.) A man in Canada shot his wife in the forehead over a beef from a Wii game. Not even a Wii-U game But basically they was playing for sexual favors (loser has to give up the top piece) and when the guy lost. He went to bed shortly after. They was drunk n shyt.. he says once he gets to his room, there are dildos n shyt on the pillow. He brushes them off, and tries to go to sleep.

He then claims she gets enraged and leaves the room, comes back with a Knife and rushes him. He had a gun in his nightstand and pulled a Zimmerman on his own wife
The police found the body with a knife in her hand, and they feel that if his story was real? Once she got shot she would of dropped the knife. Discuss...

 

[Bud Bundy]

All athlete really means is someone competing for a prize so why not.

 

[PS5 Pro]

All athlete really means is someone competing for a prize so why not.

Thats not the definition of an athlete at all

 

[Rekkapryde]

but

 

[StarClout]

That Evo booing Killer Instinct thread got nikkas catching feelings I see

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

3) A 45 year old man is charged with child negligence due to spending hours online debating about video game consoles, the man appears to have a mattress dissolved in urine. In a bizarre statement when the man was asked about these charges he claimed "DDR3 will be more powerful than GDDR5 I swear on my kids lives" he is on his way to the local hospital for psychiatric evaluation

 

[Bud Bundy]

Thats not the definition of an athlete at all

Look it up I am on my phone right now. That is the definition though.

 

[the cac mamba]

if u consider urself a 'gamer' and u arent gettin paid for it, u lost

 

[itsyoung!!]

1.) Pro Gamers are now recognized as "Athletes" by the US government so people from overseas can get Visas. As a gamer, I should be like thats great. But as a MAN first. You pussies ain't athletes

They really need to use another word for that imo. Cuz then one day there is gonna be a petition by 2billion cosplay gamers to allow them to be included and then inducted to the Pro Sports Hall of Fame. Michael Jordan will rank 2 spots behind GoldenGlove


2.) A man in Canada shot his wife in the forehead over a beef from a Wii game. Not even a Wii-U game But basically they was playing for sexual favors (loser has to give up the top piece) and when the guy lost. He went to bed shortly after. They was drunk n shyt.. he says once he gets to his room, there are dildos n shyt on the pillow. He brushes them off, and tries to go to sleep.

He then claims she gets enraged and leaves the room, comes back with a Knife and rushes him. He had a gun in his nightstand and pulled a Zimmerman on his own wife
The police found the body with a knife in her hand, and they feel that if his story was real? Once she got shot she would of dropped the knife. Discuss...

Pro gamers are sponsored by large corporations and make hundreds of thousands to million+ themselves a year let alone what the team makes

and whats been popular in Asia/Europe (pro gaming houses) are starting to become popular here in America as well.

If bowlers and golfers can be athletes then fukk it so can video gamers

 

[Spliff]

When keepin it Wii goes wrong

 

[PS5 Pro]

Look it up I am on my phone right now. That is the definition though.

Athletes don't fill out definitions on websites, a person who wants to be one via a videogame would tho

Pro gamers are sponsored by large corporations and make hundreds of thousands to million+ themselves a year let alone what the team makes

and whats been popular in Asia/Europe (pro gaming houses) are starting to become popular here in America as well.

If bowlers and golfers can be athletes then fukk it so can video gamers

You can play a bowling game, or a golf game. They both require you to move more than just your wrist. I'm all for games bruh. It sounds like some shyt I would of been like YEAH when I was a kid. But as a man, a guy who actually played sports and still does til this day. Its a sad day in the universe if anyone wants to call themselves an athlete because they played Pac-man.. really?
And the dudes who be holding the world records on those games? That shyt ain't glamorous. Ditto with fighting games. Sponcered tourneys? Great, has nothing to do with being an athlete. We need less games in the world, more "other" because people spend more time logged in than logged out

 

[StarClout]

3) A 45 year old man is charged with child negligence due to spending hours online debating about video game consoles, the man appears to have a mattress dissolved in urine. In a bizarre statement when the man was asked about these charges he claimed "DDR3 will be more powerful than GDDR5 I swear on my kids lives" he is on his way to the local hospital for psychiatric evaluation

 

[Lord Beasley]

Look it up I am on my phone right now. That is the definition though.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Athletes don't fill out definitions on websites, a person who wants to be one via a videogame would tho

You can play a bowling game, or a golf game. They both require you to move more than just your wrist. I'm all for games bruh. It sounds like some shyt I would of been like YEAH when I was a kid. But as a man, a guy who actually played sports and still does til this day. Its a sad day in the universe if anyone wants to call themselves an athlete because they played Pac-man.. really?
And the dudes who be holding the world records on those games? That shyt ain't glamorous. Ditto with fighting games. Sponcered tourneys? Great, has nothing to do with being an athlete. We need less games in the world, more "other" because people spend more time logged in than logged out

All I am saying is that technically they can call themselves an athlete. Thay may not match our modern day understanding.

 

[Jax]

Rigor Mortis. Google it c00n.