JWSP May Have Just Found Extraterrestrial Life

[CouldntBeMeTho]

It's from a TV show called "The Lone Gunmen" that used to run in the early 2000s on Fox. I actually remember watching it as kid. This was in the pilot episode that aired in March 2001 six months before the 9/11 attacks.

I've heard the director talk about this.. they were pitched this idea from a government source I believe

 

[motionlessZombie]

fukk around and unleash Lord Zedd and Rita upon the earth.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Intergalactic twitter finna drag u breh

Imagine we make contact with an advanced alien species and they start clowning us on their social media

 

[TRUEST]

A time is coming when mankind will no longer be limited by the physical world. He will be able to arrive at anywhere that exists, in any conscious world, with the speed of thought. By that time though, the horrors in the book of Revelations will begin to take shape. Because, with the attempt of man to become like God, he unwittingly is declaring war on God. But God has had a head start and the purpose of life is really a game of hide and seek. Catch me if you can, says Simon, the con.

 

[old pig]

even I wouldn’t hit that.

 

[Box Factory]

It's from a TV show called "The Lone Gunmen" that used to run in the early 2000s on Fox. I actually remember watching it as kid. This was in the pilot episode that aired in March 2001 six months before the 9/11 attacks.

You said a whole bunch of movies, not one vaguely similar tv show that no remembers and doesn't match up to what you were claiming

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You said a whole bunch of movies, not one vaguely similar tv show that no remembers and doesn't match up to what you were claiming

He claimed, "Its called preprogramming. They did the same thing with 9/11. For decades before 9/11 they showed us movies of terrorists hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings. They even did one where the government pretending to be terrorists flew a plane into the world trade center."


In reality, he shows a single episode of a terrible TV show no one watched that was canceled after three months....and in that episode, the plane DOESN'T crash into the building because the heroes stop it.

That was supposed to "preprogram" the 8 people watching the show to.....what exactly?

 

[Roger king]

Allright this is getting repetitive

 

[Swagnificent]

You said a whole bunch of movies, not one vaguely similar tv show that no remembers and doesn't match up to what you were claiming

That show talked about a government conspiracy to crash planes into the World Trade Center and blame it on terrorists. I don't know how much more specific you need it to be. What did you want? Them to specifically blame Bin Laden?

When I said a bunch of movies I meant in reference to the idea of terrorists hijacking planes. There are countless movies on that general topic.

 

[Swagnificent]

He claimed, "Its called preprogramming. They did the same thing with 9/11. For decades before 9/11 they showed us movies of terrorists hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings. They even did one where the government pretending to be terrorists flew a plane into the world trade center."


In reality, he shows a single episode of a terrible TV show no one watched that was canceled after three months....and in that episode, the plane DOESN'T crash into the building because the heroes stop it.

That was supposed to "preprogram" the 8 people watching the show to.....what exactly?

I thought you had me on block white boy? Now all of sudden you can read my posts? Where was this in that Luka Doncic vs LeBron thread when I had you run away with your tail between your legs like a bytch?

Don't worry. I know exactly why you're spamming this site with quotes from me going back a decade begging the mods to ban me. I've owned your soul ever since that thread when I exposed your lies.

At least be a man and go at me head to head like this rather than running to the teacher like a tattle tale. Everyone can see it. And it looks weak as fukk.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I thought you had me on block white boy? Now all of sudden you can read my posts?

All of a sudden? I've been exposing you for months. I took all of you off block a long ass time ago.

Where was this in that Luka Doncic vs LeBron thread when I had you run away with your tail between your legs like a bytch?

You're a racist, a rapist, and a flat earth believer who wants to fukk little girls, but your comeback is a basketball thread from years ago where I never once even saw your posts? I'm sure you were as big as idiot there as you were in every other thread.

Don't worry. I know exactly why you're spamming this site with quotes from me going back a decade begging the mods to ban me. I've owned your soul ever since that thread when I exposed your lies.

I get in basketball arguments with plenty of people. I only stay exposing the ones who are pieces of shyt. And everyone can see who that is.

 

[Swagnificent]

All of a sudden? I've been exposing you for months. I took all of you off block a long ass time ago.

I was banned until the last 2 weeks white boy and you know that. Its why you started running to the teachers like a tattletale since I got back. Don't even front. You been running into every thread I've been in whining to the mods to ban me again.

You're scared of me and you know it. It's why you engage in these bytch made feminine tactics rather than simply going at me. And we both when it started. You been flustered by me ever since that Luka/LeBron thread when I owned you so clearly that you started that ruse of having me on block.

bytch boy we know what you are. Just accept I own you.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I was banned until the last 2 weeks white boy and you know that.

And I exposed you while you were still on ban too. Once I took you off ban and saw what a horrible person you were, I've been on that neck. I'd already known you were a flat earther who wanted to have sex with little girls, but I didn't realize how pro-rape you were or how much you hated black skin until more recently:

This is from February: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/worst-post-youve-ever-read-on-the-coli.961572/post-48564822

This is from May: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-the-ancient-world-thought-of-black-people.975268/post-49337311

Its why you started running to the teachers like a tattletale since I got back. Don't even front. You been running into every thread I've been in whining to the mods to ban me again.

Because you should be banned. I call to ban anyone who hates Black people or Black women.

You're scared of me and you know it.

No one has been scared of you in any thread, ever. You're literally known as the village idiot here. I just don't think you should be allowed to flood threads with your trash anymore.

Why do you think it is that no one says shyt like this except the literally WOAT posters? You ever wonder about that?

 

[Swagnificent]

And I exposed you while you were still on ban too. Once I took you off ban and saw what a horrible person you were, I've been on that neck. I'd already known you were a flat earther who wanted to have sex with little girls, but I didn't realize how pro-rape you were or how much you hated black skin until more recently:

This is from February: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/worst-post-youve-ever-read-on-the-coli.961572/post-48564822

This is from May: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-the-ancient-world-thought-of-black-people.975268/post-49337311


Because you should be banned. I call to ban anyone who hates Black people or Black women.


No one has been scared of you in any thread, ever. You're literally known as the village idiot here. I just don't think you should be allowed to flood threads with your trash anymore.

Why do you think it is that no one says shyt like this except the literally WOAT posters? You ever wonder about that?

You gon run to the teachers and tell on me some more?

You a bytch cause you didn't have the balls to respond to me in that Luka vs LeBron thread despite everyone telling you to. Then you started that cop out lie of having me blocked. Now you claim you've been on my neck for months. But all you've been doing is tattletelling hoping somebody else shuts me up.

Maybe where you come from running away from a bully and then telling on him is somehow considering a win. But not where I come from. And I'm sure not where most people do either. Just accept it. I own you bytch boy hence the reason you're so desperate to have me banned.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You gon run to the teachers and tell on me some more?

You a bytch cause you didn't have the balls to respond to me in that Luka vs LeBron thread despite everyone telling you to. Then you started that cop out lie of having me blocked. Now you claim you've been on my neck for months. But all you've been doing is tattletelling hoping somebody else shuts me up.

Maybe where you come from running away from a bully and then telling on him is somehow considering a win. But not where I come from. And I'm sure not where most people do either. Just accept it. I own you bytch boy hence the reason you're so desperate to have me banned.

The fact that you see this as elementary school.

I asked four different times for anyone else to repost your argument, and no one did. They knew it wasn't shyt, it's just funny to hype up the village idiot. You yourself could post it here and you won't, cause you don't even think it matters. You're treated like a literal clown here, the running joke that no one takes seriously because you're too dumb to know better.

Everyone knows this is who you are:

I don't wanna raise no black skin, nappy headed niglets. We all know dark skin chicks got them dominant genes that no matter how light skin I am, the kids gonna come out looking like her.

Thats why I only mess with curly haired light skin chicks, latinas, and white girls.

light skin nikkas are runnin shyt in the corporate world, being President, going to college......shyt like that

its mostly you dark skin field nikkas that are littering the jails and prisons gettin anally raped

And the darker the skin, the worse the attitude. That's also the reason you see brothas choosing light skin girls as well.

only nikkas that are scared to be called c00ns would choose that dark skin sambo over the light skin goddess

That's not a goddess. At least simp good looking light skin chicks.

compared to that dark skin creature she is

I done tasted every ethnicity and I still ain't found none better than the white woman. Why did God make me black and them white?

let us pray together in unison over the white p*ssy

Explain what?

Post looks pretty self explanatory. I like white women. PERIOD.

because there are a lot more attractive white women than black women in America

No you're not a c00n. Its the truth.

White women are nicer than black women. Its probably because of the environment they grow up in which is more privileged. But there is no denying they are nicer.

Black women are far more aggressive and masculine which is why so many black men are going for white women nowadays.

There were dozens more where those come from, including ones where you say you have no problem with white women using the n-word so long as you can keep having sex with them:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/these-kobe-stories-are-getting-as-wild-as-mjs.995258/post-50464939

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/these-kobe-stories-are-getting-as-wild-as-mjs.995258/post-50465005