Kane's first political ad in his mayoral bid

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

or they are so uneducated that they think he is actually "Kane"

wait...you can't be our mayor... you're The Undertaker's brother
You've chokeslammed women
You're from hell

The attack ad where they show him tombstoning the priest in black and white slow mo, with the sinister music will be

"Do you want this anti-Christian, pyromaniac, necrophile torture advocate in the Mayor's Office? "

 

[rabbitfood]

Devil's favorite demon always plottin' and schemin'.

 

[Cartier Murphy]

The dirt they're gonna use against him during campaign season

Tomb stoning old women

Setting BBQ enthusiasts on fire

Raping and impregnating hoes with demon babies

shyt his whole 03 run

When somebody brings up the name Katie Vick

Spoiler

And yes I know they're not really gonna use kayfabe character actions against him before somebody says it

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

Those attack ads gonna be vicious.


Glenn Jacobs....IS AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER.

 

[OVER]

The attack ad where they show him tombstoning the priest in black and white slow mo, with the sinister music will be

"Do you want this anti-Christian, pyromaniac, necrophile torture advocate in the Mayor's Office? "

Those attack ads gonna be vicious.


Glenn Jacobs....IS AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER.

The material he gave them to work with.

 

[TNC]

Kane about to be my mayor



I actually know some of the guys working his campaign too. They are drinking buddies of mine and they tried to get free WrestleMania tickets as part of their payment

 

[the artist known az]

The dirt they're gonna use against him during campaign season

Tomb stoning old women

Setting BBQ enthusiasts on fire

Raping and impregnating hoes with demon babies

shyt his whole 03 run

When somebody brings up the name Katie Vick

Spoiler

And yes I know they're not really gonna use kayfabe character actions against him before somebody says it

I was about to say is opponent gonna bring up the Katie Vick scandal

 

[HipHopStan]

And those people in Kentucky are uneducated enough to believe in the bullshyt libertarian philosophy which Kane preaches

Tennessee, breh. Tennessee.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Those attack ads gonna be vicious.


Glenn Jacobs....IS AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER.

This can't be proven tho.

 

[Momentum]

This can't be proven tho.

A lot of people hated this angle but I enjoyed it.

If it were up to me I'd find another guy who could play the role and have OG "Kane" fukking up random people.

Spoiler

Until it's time to make Roman look strong

 

[Spartan]

Hold up. Is he done with wwe? I knew he was near the end but we need one final retirement run in the og mask before he goes.

Can't let the GOAT monster heel go out like this.

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

So, I couldn't disagree more with Libertarian doctrine. But if you've paid any attention to Glenn Jacobs in his real life, he's got much more of a philosophical underpinning for his belief than, "But taxation is theft, breh!" What I'm faulting him on is pretending to stand on small-government principles but getting into bed with big-government Tea Party Republicans - who are only small government for corporations, white but non-latino gun owners, and Evangelical megachurches.

 

[jackswstd]

Attack ad: Glen Jacobs says he wants to be YOUR mayor, but can you trust a man who once attached jumper cables to a man's testicles?

 

[Ripp]

A lot of people hated this angle but I enjoyed it.

If it were up to me I'd find another guy who could play the role and have OG "Kane" fukking up random people.

Spoiler

Until it's time to make Roman look strong

That angle sucked because it was Festus under the mask.... he was flabbier back then so he looked like a bum... kane was never flabby. And he was too short... they should've just hired a random big nikka instead of Festus :scusthhh:

 

[TNC]

Tennessee, breh. Tennessee.

Bruh, in Tennessee and most of these deep south Red States, they don't even give Democrats the time of day, they will never win those states. Going Libertarian is the only real option that is socially acceptable and politically viable for anything other than the conservative line.