Karl Anthony Towns is just a shot blocking Enes Kanter with more range

[Darealtwo1]

Same player, Analytic nerds just love him. He doesn't play what his PER says he plays like.
No Heart
0 defense
No accountability
Blocks shots but doesn't rim protect. Dude is a check my stats player.
Dude cares more about video games than basketball
Exposed in the playoffs where it matters
Dude just gets more mins due to the fact they got nobody else

 

[Miggs]

Taller Kevin Love

Obviously more athletic,alot of double doubles but no real impact,cant lead a team...Has a very light hearted soft demeanor which isnt a good look for a big....

 

[duncanthetall]

Y'all some fakkits. Breh is 22. Kys

 

[jdubnyce]

The Enes comparison

Yeah, KAT charmin soft

 

[MikelArteta]

black andrea bargnani playing the 5

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

You're the personification of every bad posting-trait on this board.

 

[Darealtwo1]

Taller Kevin Love

Obviously more athletic,alot of double doubles but no real impact,cant lead a team...Has a very light hearted soft demeanor which isnt a good look for a big....

I don't know about more athletic. KAT don't slide his feet well. Dude just has crazy standing reach. Dude is really the WOAT. Complete trash on defense. Dude doesn't help out at all. Worst defensive team in the NBA without Butler. Jimmy ain't wanna play this fukk nikka no more

 

[The Blackout]

hot take season starting to catch some steam

 

[qashif]

crying about being doubled in the playoffs

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

hot take season starting to catch some steam

I love it

 

[Rigby.]

Dude is a horrendous defender and mentally incapable of understanding how to be a center piece, but Enes????

 

[Tate]

If KAT could board like Kanter he’d be a lot better

 

[Miggs]

If KAT could board like Kanter he’d be a lot better

Rebounding aint his issue,its defense....

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

This is why the Coli is unique. What other site is even close to coming with thread titles like these? I don’t care how ridiculous some of these shyts are. X player is just X player with (insert trait) will never get old


Edit: I think somebody said Kevin Durant was just Chris Middleton with longer arms or some shyt

 

[TDUBB]

Just a year ago, we were comparing this guy to Tim Duncan.