Kate Upton is One Overated *****

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She fell off as she got famous the same way that Lindsay Lohan did. All that crazy ass partying and attention from dudes has her thinking that she's invincible, when in reality, it's her kryptonite.

That picture has to be Photoshopped she looks like

 

[AMcV'88]

she came on the scene acting goofy/not taking herself serious, was cute and had a nice set of breests made it easy to ignore her bottom half and people were like

she let herself go a bit.. put a bit of weight on her face, shyt happens, she only 20.
she did get overrated but thats how these things are when you become like an internet sensation overnight.

she had her year now people can move onto the next one that will come along.

would still smash though

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Im not tryin to bang on her....pun definitely intended --- but its amazing to me that someone who is famous based solely on her looks, would actually go out the house, and allow herself to be photographed, looking like that. Whiskers, yellowing teeth, unkempt hair --- where is her pride in appearance at, given that her face is her moneymaker?

 

[Crakface]

Im not tryin to bang on her....pun definitely intended --- but its amazing to me that someone who is famous based solely on her looks, would actually go out the house, and allow herself to be photographed, looking like that. Whiskers, yellowing teeth, unkempt hair --- where is her pride in appearance at, given that her face is her moneymaker?

These expectations are why these women are so depressed. They show you an illusion in the magainzes and it locks the woman into standards that will have you stressed trying to maintain.

 

[dtownreppin214]

I agree, but she is getting very close to average fam. Her legs and ass ain't messing with white girls I see at the gym. Her face and her chest has been saving her this whole time.

If she hit the gym, then she could be "skinny sexy" like a Marissa Miller. But even she doesn't do much for me...I'll be honest, I went to UT-Austin and I have been desensitized when it comes to judging white women. The campus was filled with white girls that would put her and Kate Upton to shame. To the point that a white girl could be a 9 to everybody else and would be a 7 to me. I don't really be checking for white girls like I used to because I was staring at walking Maxim models for 4+ years everyday.

@dtownreppin214 and @houston911 can probably confirm what I'm saying

thru my travels the last year or so i've realized that it's not the same everywhere else. particularly in the midwest and east coast. i could drive thru west campus for an hour and find 50 girls who look better than this rubiks cube shaped broad. it be rape season in the summertime when all the pledges are running around in their short shorts and tie-tyed tshirts.

 

[Real]

Apparently her friends had to have a fat-ass intervention with her once before

How Kate Upton Gained So Much Weight Last Summer, Her Friends Staged An Intervention | Elite Daily

 

[Marvel]

thru my travels the last year or so i've realized that it's not the same everywhere else. particularly in the midwest and east coast. i could drive thru west campus for an hour and find 50 girls who look better than this rubiks cube shaped broad. it be rape season in the summertime when all the pledges are running around in their short shorts and tie-tyed tshirts.

Breh, seeing them walk around west campus when they are pledging was a sight to see. I miss those days

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[MAKAVELI25]

so ur comparing women's magazines to men's magazines?

i dunno why u guys hate this girl so much.

yeah she didn't wax her upper lip, yeah she don't got a booty,

y'all must be f*ckin Adriana Lima and Erin Heatherton at the same time to hold her in such low regards.

EDIT: u really think maggie gyllenhall and Kate Upton are in the same looks bracket?

I'm done.

Exactly, I'm convinced nikkaz on these boards are really women masquerading as men. What is up with all this gossipy ass bytches hating on a random female that neither knows you nor cares that you exist? Kate Upton is hot, she is not dime status and might have been a little overrated, but why are some of you talking with such vitriole?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

LOL

I'm a guy. ur a girl.

Guys here are lying. or dunno WTF they are talking about.

Kate Upton has "it".

Thats why she is on magazine covers. u can't be an avg lookin girl and be on magazine covers as one of the hottest in the game.

u have to turn heads.

but u a girl. and she clearly makes u insecure.

thats fine.

in my experience.

Pretty Girls do that the most and girls can't help but hate.

its cool i do the same with rappers i don't like. lol.

LMAO!! Insecure???? Hahahaha

Please. That chick will never cause me to have an insecure day ever in my life.

Actually you can be average looking and on magazine covers but that's the wonders of make up, photoshop and airbrushing.

Look at Kate Moss. She's one of the top models in the world and you'd be lying if you said she was above average in looks.

 

[DEAD7]

Not going to lie her face and boobs are banging and of course i'll hit but that lower body is just
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Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion - YouTube

 

[Jerz-2]

White Men apparently don't give a damn about the lower half as long as the boobs are there and of course her being blonde is another plus.

This.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Kate Upton is a Gawdess

 

[Marciano]

The Coli opened my eyes to her chicken legs, no thighs & no hips. She made the SI cover again though.

Ariel Meredith >> Kate Upton

 

[BelieveInChop]

agreed. she got nice titties but that's about it. blonde haired white girls with big titties are 9 times out of 10 always overrated. ridiculous.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

These expectations are why these women are so depressed. They show you an illusion in the magainzes and it locks the woman into standards that will have you stressed trying to maintain.

shes a model....she doesnt work at Target, fam.

I dont expect the average woman to look flawless all the time, but again she is only famous because of her "beauty", and she just didnt look a lil off, she looked terrible in that picture. That would be like Kobe bryant playing shtty, and crying out "WHY DO YOU GUYS EXPECT ME TO PLAY GOOD BASKETBALL ALL THE TIME?. ITS NOT FAIR!!?" Thats why you're paid millions, b.