Keep Hope alive with the dating apps, brehs

[Ricky Dunigan]

On self imposed time out from social dating apps. I knew I was going down a dark road when this cute PR shorty was asking me if i would be ok with holding her down and fukking her in the azz..... at 8 am in the morning.

Should've seen it coming cause she mentioned how she had a shallow vagina on our first meeting over coffee.

BTW. brehs, teachers are dikk thirsty right about now on these apps. Match with one and you're almost in there already

 

[BillBanneker]

but when you ugly gang tho

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I would say it’s usually true but I just can’t get into it anymore...

Plus my girl got friends that be checking for me on that shyt

 

[International Playa]

The past 2 years, all the women I fukked are from dating apps.

My current girl, I met her on Match, she ready to move to my city for me.

I struggle to approach women in real life, but I feast on dating apps, it's just to easy. It's all about selling yourself as the dream man she is looking for. I put vacation pics, tell them about my travels & that I like to cook. It attracts women like shyt to a fly


Whenever you go on vacation,take pics u can use in the future for dating apps. Vacation pics are a MUST if you are on a dating app

 

[Jasonmask]

Lmao why?

There’s no difference between fukking hoes you meet off Pof vs tagged vs Facebook vs twitter

All the same shyt.

If I was a single man I’d have a profile on every one of them. That is easy pu55y with minimal investment of time/effort.

Think about it most women get hundreds of messages every day. If she actually decides to meet up etc you’re 3/4 of the way home. At that point it’s all about making sure you don’t say or do some truly stupid shyt that snatches defeat from jaws of victory lol

I miss the days when it wasn’t frowned upon to walk up to a girl you been eyeing in public she couldn’t wait to reply shyt I’m not really fond of texting either lol

 

[International Playa]

but when you ugly gang tho

I'm #ugly gang & #shortgang I still eat on dating apps, take nice pics in nice surroundings, like on vacation & you will be good

 

[International Playa]

I miss the days when it wasn’t frowned upon to walk up to a girl you been eyeing in public she couldn’t wait to reply shyt I’m not really fond of texting either lol

You still texting females in 2019.

Facetiming/Video Calling is the new wave. Females drop the panties quicker

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

I miss the days when it wasn’t frowned upon to walk up to a girl you been eyeing in public she couldn’t wait to reply shyt I’m not really fond of texting either lol

i dont think it's frowned upon. happens every day. my guess is that a lot of women prefer that over the online game.

 

[Jasonmask]

You still texting females in 2019.

Facetiming/Video Calling is the new wave. Females drop the panties quicker

I hate that shyt too

 

[semicko82]

but when you ugly gang tho

 

[Mike809]

I only have sex on the first date if it's been planned before .

 

[audemarzz]

but when you ugly gang tho

I'm designing an app for uglybrehs just give it time bruh bupfup = by ugly people for ugly people, I'm going to have it setup where we the prize reverse engineer it so the chicks don't get that many matches so when a ugly breh do match with her ass her confidence will be so tore down she'll be like a nice house in a bad neighborhood, matter fact i'll send out push notifications to female users to fukk with their ego have it say "hey tanaisha we see you've been a member for 4 months and have gotten 3 swipes keep at it have you considered adding more pics and updating your bio guys like a girl whose adventurous"

when the girl swipe right a message appears mid swipe on some "Are you sure? Our data based on your bio and current pictures shows this match to be equal to or exceeding what you currently specify, maybe that was just a misdirection we'll go ahead and undo that so can you reswipe"

 

[BillBanneker]

I'm #ugly gang & #shortgang I still eat on dating apps, take nice pics in nice surroundings, like on vacation & you will be good

I just got back from vacation too

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

I can never get any responses on these apps anymore. What do y'all be saying in the opening messages to get their attention? I'm not the best looking nikka in the world but damn