Kelis Is Turning 45

[Black Mamba]

Can't believe Nas let her out of his sight

Lol man she wild and crazy

She even got that signature raspy crazy chick voice that I had to deal with a few years ago I just realized

but salute to her
black dont a crack and she ain't doing that lizzo portable earthquake bullshyt.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Had a mad crush on her when I was a teen

 

[The Message]

that fukkin raspy voice…
that clapback from raw, massive backshots
her pleasure-filled shriek as my thumb penetrates her a$$hole
the bitter taste of regret when i remember how psycho she is
weeks later coming out unscathed and jackin off to the memory…priceless

 

[nairdas]

Definitely would spread her cheeks apart and dive in face first

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I love this chic more and more everyday I see her

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Kelis can sit all 45 of those years on my face

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Gloxina]

I love my Leo sistren

Girl!


I look at all of them and I’m like “aight, I gotta hold it together until at least 50”

My family legit get so critical if I’m not on point. I can’t have a pimple, I can’t gain 10lbs, I can’t wear sweats/athleisure outside the gym, if there is an event I will literally get a text/phone call from someone who wasn’t there detailing what I wore and if I looked “fabulous” or if I should’ve worn something different. I almost have to be a baddie to keep them off my back.

 

[LevelUp]

 

[ThrobbingHood]

She’s not even playing fair. She’s definitely got that “Good Stuff.”

 

[Still Benefited]

I find her sexier now than I did when she was supposedly in her prime when she came out with milkshake

Shes an organic non gmo black woman now. What can get more attractive than that? Now all she needs is a black man to work with her and guide her on fashion

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I can't call her a milf...we were born around the same time. But yeah she is a dream. Takes care of herself.

If she had a child she’s a milf regardless

 

[Belize King]

I’m going to show this to my Wife and let her know.

No excuse now that we are done having children and the two year old will be out the house starting next week.

She turned 37 a few days ago. We have to keep our health up the older we get. Sugars, processed foods, and carbs are the devil.

I don’t know how tall Kelis is but they share the same body type. I want my milkshake to be tight when I get home in November.

 

[Coco Loco]

Girl!


I look at all of them and I’m like “aight, I gotta hold it together until at least 50”

My family legit get so critical if I’m not on point. I can’t have a pimple, I can’t gain 10lbs, I can’t wear sweats/athleisure outside the gym, if there is an event I will literally get a text/phone call from someone who wasn’t there detailing what I wore and if I looked “fabulous” or if I should’ve worn something different. I almost have to be a baddie to keep them off my back.

They are the opps

 

[Mowgli]

Her son knows brazillian jiujitsu which means most if yall not qualified