Kendrick Perkins suffers a glitch in the Matrix

[LEEeveryday]

HA - I missed this part - I would've been rollin' if I heard this live.

 

[Ribbs]

Who decided to give Perk so much damn TV time? I purposely missed the draft coverage because I knew he’d be at the desk.

 

[DaDoc04]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Richard Jefferson deserves Perkins' minutes

 

[Patrick Kane]

Why is Perkins one of ESPNs main guys now? He’s absolutely terrible. Has the most cliche takes and literally never offers any decent insight while talking with fukking mush mouth. nikka is garbage man get this man off TV.

 

[Copy Ninja]

Out here sounding like Adam Sandler in The Water Boy

"Mama said...my...muh...ma mama said...."

Still, I think even that retarded Water Boy was smarter than Kendrick fukkin Perkins.

 

[aceboon]

Reminded me of this Tim Bradley classic

 

[Jean toomer]

ESPN should have known better, gotta get someone more intelligent and eloquent to sit in them positions smh, horrible azz job by them

He’s precisely what ESPN wants ….a flagrant stereotype.

 

[BigE214]

The crazy part is he was saying his name perfectly all night when they was asking, "who do you think goes here" and then when he finally gets drafted he butches it like this

 

[Greenhornet]

sounding like an Outkast Skit

 

[Man On Fire]

Glitched Gate

 

[desjardins]

I usually defend Perk but he was terrible last night
Comparisons were ass and he thought he was slick just agreeing with whatever other people said when he clearly ain’t know shyt about certain players

 

[Tom Foolery]

This thread got me dying.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

WOAT addition by ESPN. He must be willing to work hella hours for peanuts the way they give him burn

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Perkins is an oaf

He's pretty much the real-life Lennie from Of Mice and Men