Six degrees of Kevin bacon
that balding 25 year old's instagram name was hairbykevinbacon.
Chewed on his nuts like bubblegum, cruel world
Dude was 6'2 300lbs and he hung his big ass up and ate his nuts
I guess he got footloose when he felt those tremors in mystic river![]()
Somebody wanted some fried bacon and eggs...
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Probably didn't taste like Bacon
The killer probably lured him over to his apartment by telling him he's gonna stab him in his back and swallow his nuts
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I guess he got footloose when he felt those tremors in mystic river![]()



Go nuts brehs![]()
Whole story is nuts![]()


This was so crazy the real Kevin Bacon had to comment on it![]()

This was so crazy the real Kevin Bacon had to comment on it![]()
I guess he got footloose when he felt those tremors in mystic river![]()
Won’t even ask you how
