Kevin Durant is trending on Twitter for not believing in lotion. Edit Kevin responds: “fukk y’all”

Owen Reece

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Nah that nikka just really ashy. You probably never been this ashy or seen someone this ashy, so you giving him the benefit of the doubt. But in reality, this is what someone looks like when they stop caring.

This is what he needs to do (if he cares).

- Take a sock
- Dump Vaseline in the sock
- Put on the sock before he goes to sleep
- Rub the Vaseline sock all over his leg
- Wake up the next day looking like a human being

I'm at work with tears in my eyes trying to hold in the laughter.

How you playing ball, sweating and shyt, and STILL that ashy? This nikka done neglected himself to the point that his fukking skin is waterproof. Ol Sahara desert skin ass nikka. Looking like Killer Croc n shyt...
 
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