Kevin Hart is the prime example of a nikka not gettin bytches cuz hes short

[Bald Head Ba$tard]

This s**t is so obvious that there's no need to make threads on it no more. Here's a summary

No money = Be attractive, have charisma and a big penis
No looks = Have money, charisma and a big penis
No charisma = Have money, be attractive and have a big penis
No penis = Be intelligent, have money and date an Asian chick.

/thread

 

[AntiHero]

He doesn't look like the type women would break their necks for(no h0m0).

He looks like that funny guy who hangs out at the local bodega and talks funny.