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I worked in media and now the corporate world and have seen it happen with F level celebrities (reality TV and washed up music stars).
Kevin Samuels Was Right..
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I worked in media and now the corporate world and have seen it happen with F level celebrities (reality TV and washed up music stars).
She better hope some old rich CAC who is nowhere near from the US will scoop her up like Salma Hayek and her husband.
At this point she’s literally competing with Melissa Ford (who gets the eyed in the look dept) but you already know both are well past the powertrain warranty point so whoever pulls up on them is trying to crack and keep it moving — and rightfully so.
A billion brehs, famous or not, good and trifling have come her way and she probably figured she’d be cute forever and thumbing her nose at biology and the fact that cats aren’t legit checking for her past 34 when they want to start a family and not be chasing pųssy forever.
Can she still get dates? Sure. But you already know she is still mentally moving like she’s 31.
Adios!
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By coming out and doing this podcast she indirectly highlights Mel Ford's market value in the dating realm. Since they're basically the same person lol.
Most women in their lane treat their beauty like a gambling addict at the casino. They gonna keep playing till they crap out.
They literally cancel each other out.
She comes of “smarter” but is older and Melyssa is presumably younger and can still suck the meat off a bone like it’s 2002.
But at a combined age of literally 100, they have their work cut out for them because they can’t pull a fast one and try to magically settle down with the same kind of brehs they dissed back in the day and a so-called YN would have them reaching for their heart medication after he dips with their car and they miss their colonoscopy appointment.
Can’t keep rolling the dice in a game that wasn’t meant for you even when the currency you bet with is a face card, pųssy and t*ts — especially when you’re not even working on being the kind of person a man would want to learn to like/love.
Next step: find a simp.
Because the Cam, Mase, Dalvin and Devantes of the world already know how they move and aren’t throwing lifelines.
This why i hate dudes think so little of men that she should be dumped off on some dude when the fact is she should just deal with life decisions like all humans should have to which comes with having autonomy over your life. It would be one thing to have no autonomy over your existence and then going through hell but nah these folks if anything were loud and arrogant about their choices
I listened to what Claudia Jordan said and will address some things..
First, I was somewhat pleased with her acknowledging that she is in a crisis of dying alone because she knows that the older she gets, the harder it will be for her to find a suitable lifelong partner...
This is especially evident with Blk women. Many of them end up alone during the latter stages of their lives whether it be by choice or happenstance.
Next, she mentioned how Blk women put on their capes trying to save the world and end up suffering as a result..
Well..
Blk women need to stop trying to save the world and save themselves first! They need to stop leaving their spouses and partners over bs and learn how to live and coexist with said ppl because if they don't, then they will certain be @ the mercy of other ppl, social services and their kids(for those who have them) to care for them when they can't care for themselves later in life..
Lastly, for her, she may need to stop looking for a rich man to care for her and find a decent man who is willing to be there for her. She is going on 53 yrs old and isn't too far(10 yrs) from being legally a senior citizen.
So, for her, she need to open her dating pool and find a sutible gentleman who may not be rich, but is doing well for himself within her age bracket or perhaps go a lil older. There are men like this out there.
Otherwise, hit up her local animal shelter, adopt a pet, go to her local pets mart, stock up on pet supplies and start making SM shorts about her cute lil
or 
because that's about as much love she is gonna get until she kick the bucket!
Moral of the story:
Don't set yourself on
to make other ppl warm! Get in where you fit in like everyone else and live life to the best of your ability!
First, I was somewhat pleased with her acknowledging that she is in a crisis of dying alone because she knows that the older she gets, the harder it will be for her to find a suitable lifelong partner...
This is especially evident with Blk women. Many of them end up alone during the latter stages of their lives whether it be by choice or happenstance.
Next, she mentioned how Blk women put on their capes trying to save the world and end up suffering as a result..
Well..
Blk women need to stop trying to save the world and save themselves first! They need to stop leaving their spouses and partners over bs and learn how to live and coexist with said ppl because if they don't, then they will certain be @ the mercy of other ppl, social services and their kids(for those who have them) to care for them when they can't care for themselves later in life..
Lastly, for her, she may need to stop looking for a rich man to care for her and find a decent man who is willing to be there for her. She is going on 53 yrs old and isn't too far(10 yrs) from being legally a senior citizen.
So, for her, she need to open her dating pool and find a sutible gentleman who may not be rich, but is doing well for himself within her age bracket or perhaps go a lil older. There are men like this out there.
Otherwise, hit up her local animal shelter, adopt a pet, go to her local pets mart, stock up on pet supplies and start making SM shorts about her cute lil
or because that's about as much love she is gonna get until she kick the bucket!Moral of the story:
Don't set yourself on
to make other ppl warm! Get in where you fit in like everyone else and live life to the best of your ability!
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Look at that Nygga's FEET!What’s with all these zesty brehs with podcasts? Every time I see these clips, it’s always hosted by some limp wrist sissy.
Nyggas don't be just Rested Pigeon toed...that nygga doing that on purpose trying to be a Cute bytch!
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Compare Salma Hayek to Claudia Jordan brehs 
No rich white man or any other man will marry this muthafukka
All these old nut ass bytches are just that
And no man with age on him
Good health, attractive with long money want some boss babe spinster
Yall nikkas smoking crack if you say otherwise
The reason nonblack bytches get wifed up is because they play the long game until shyt gets secured and her retirement plan either dies or she finds a young tender dikk nikka to monkey branch to for fun
Claudia Jordan and the rest of the old hags of Hollywood don’t have that type of clout or motion to get any nikka like that
All they will get is retired pastors, pimp nikkas and scammers
See what happen to Lisa Raye dumb ass
No rich white man or any other man will marry this muthafukka
All these old nut ass bytches are just that
And no man with age on him
Good health, attractive with long money want some boss babe spinster
Yall nikkas smoking crack if you say otherwise
The reason nonblack bytches get wifed up is because they play the long game until shyt gets secured and her retirement plan either dies or she finds a young tender dikk nikka to monkey branch to for fun
Claudia Jordan and the rest of the old hags of Hollywood don’t have that type of clout or motion to get any nikka like that
All they will get is retired pastors, pimp nikkas and scammers
See what happen to Lisa Raye dumb ass