Keyshia Cole vows not to make another happy album so she can satisfy her "fanbase"
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G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman
Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
I don't think so. The bitter/lost black woman has plenty of purchase power. All she gotta do is pick a few fights with Boobie on her new reality show and drop that album and watch her career bounce back. Rasheeda knew what to do on Love and Hiphop Atlanta. bytches are all of a sudden loving her now.
PhonZhi
Veteran
Keisha may have to resort to faking having "marital problems" and shyt. her fans would love to hear bout Boobie smashin groupies behind her back
G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman
Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
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Sierra Mist
Banned
Black women's pain is a billion dollar industry. Just ask Oprah and Tyler Perry.
Hopefully she can have a following by doing this but that looks bleak. When she first came out from Oakland, with her background and the debut track w/ Kanye West, I expected her selling a lot of drama. So did her fans, then and now. Glad she got sick of doing all of that.
The War Report
NewNewYork
There's a lot of single, miserable black women out there. Keisha needs to meet the demand. 
Sierra Mist
Banned
This is why I don't cater to black people. They are so regressive.
G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman
Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
same thing happened to usher
Usher messed up by marrying a woman nobody thought was attractive. Nobody understood why he went against his moms for her. Male singers should never get married in their prime anyway. Females don't like dat shyt.
Sierra Mist
Banned
I don't mean it in a bad way though but I have to keep it real. What sells to black people? HipHop which is full of violence, drugs and hurting other blacks. What else sells? Black women's pain.
If I wanted to be rich tomorrow all I have to do is write a book about how some black man did a black woman wrong and how the black woman overcame her evil black man (who she still decided to pick to spread her legs for anyway.) Talk about how much of a beautiful, infallible Nubian Goddess she is. Talk about how the nikka raped her, gave her AIDS because he was on the down low, never had a job, got her pregnant 5 times, went to prison for 2 years, got out of prison, went to an IV league school, AIDS left his body miraculously and then he married a blonde haired, blue eyed white girl.
At the end of the book the black woman gets revenge on the man by somehow acquiring all of his money, leaving the evil black man and his evil white snow cave bytch poor and destitute. The the final scene is the black woman beating the shyt out of the blonde haired, blue eyed white girl.
Then I will be on Tyra and Oprah doing interviews about how poignant and powerful my book is. Then Hollywood will pay me billions of dollars to make a movie out of my book. The shyt will fly off the shelves in book stores everywhere. The movie will sell out everywhere.
You know what's the saddest/funniest/scariest thing about that hypothetical anecdote that I just jokingly wrote?
That pretty much it could really happen.
Black people love buying into dysfunction.
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