Kia Boys had an MVP Season - Most Stolen Vehicles in America in 2023

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Santa fe isn't on there. I have a Tuscon and I'm happy not to see it on here either :yeshrug:. Regardless I did the software update and keep a club on my car. I love the car but I know it's a risk.
Yeah, but I’m thinking those dumbass Kia Boyz will view every Kia/Hyundai as a target.

I have family up in Cleveland, drive up there once a year…not trying to get killed/robbed…
:francis:

Really like the quirkiness of the new Santa Fe too…


I don’t know though…
 

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And tiktok left the car theft tutorials/instruction videos up on their platform.
.And with a straight face, MFers got upset that Feds went after tiktok. Gotdamned clowns.

Think tiktok is trying to be banned because of kia boys tutorials brehs :mjlol:
 

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Everytime my wife kicks a tin can at not having a Kia Soul, I shove these stats in her face like SpongeBob to Patrick hiding the stinky diapers :francis:

In these dire affairs, the next car we getting is a Fiat.
 

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Rank Make/Model 2023 Thefts
1 Hyundai Elantra 48,445
2 Hyundai Sonata 42,813
3 Kia Optima 30,204
4 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 23,721
5 Kia Soul 21,001
6 Honda Accord 20,895
7 Honda Civic 19,858
8 Kia Forte 16,209
9 Ford F150 Series Pickup 15,852
10 Kia Sportage 15,749

Kia Boys ran it up like SGA in '23. :whew: Crazy that they even insure them things. :francis:
Just came out to my truck. Bought a new f150 2 weeks ago.

Them boys tried to break in my shyt. Glass is cracked at the bottom of the drivers side window and I can see where they tried to jam a slim Jim down the door jam. :mjcry:
 

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They gotta break in to to find out tho, busted window smh

sucks cuz I really like the new Hyundai's Elantras, they look slick and efficient. I was going to get one but these kia boys scare me
Yeah that's true. They can steal anything but the youngsters are heavy on those.

Two of my close friends had their cars stolen on the same weekend last month. My buddy got his v10 audi back but they put 10k miles on it in 2 weeks. My coworker had his 2023 camero jacked out of his parking garage. There's ccw footage of them using some computer to remotely open the door and then clone the key. Gone in 60 seconds
 

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Yeah that's true. They can steal anything but the youngsters are heavy on those.

Two of my close friends had their cars stolen on the same weekend last month. My buddy got his v10 audi back but they put 10k miles on it in 2 weeks. My coworker had his 2023 camero jacked out of his parking garage. There's ccw footage of them using some computer to remotely open the door and then clone the key. Gone in 60 seconds
Ghatdam
 

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they need to get far tougher on car thieves. you should be able to park your car in this country without worrying that some piece of shyt is gonna steal it, or just bust out your windows to see what they can steal
 
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