Kids Today Will Never Know The Struggle Of...

[Sonic Boom of the South]

never had that prob


one, i had that mouf piece
and
two, i use to write out cliff notes for if there ever was a lull in the convo


hoes was like "damm chaucer, i love talking to you. You are so deep and funny."

 

[Saiyajin]

When your moms used to pick up the other line and yell at you to get off her phone so she could use it.

That embarrassment was when you seen shorty at school the next day.

You: sorry about last night, mom's be tripping

Her: it's alright

You: (internally )

bruh you just reawoke some painful fukkin feelings

goddamn the humiliation was reallllllll whenn this happened

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Bruh I use to be on the phone for motherfukking hours....you little nikkaz have it easy as fukk....all u have to do is send a pic and that's it....

 

[Pineal Gland]

Yo. You ever had to go thru this when you were like 16 before smartphone and Google maps? Lol

Me: where you live at?

Her: the City

Me: What part?

Her: over East

Me: where at over East?

Her: Down the Hill

Me: Where at down the hill?

Her: Why are you asking so many questions

Me: because you're not being specific. I don't want your address, just wanted to know the neighborhood .........

This some Baltimore shyt right here

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Yo. You ever had to go thru this when you were like 16 before smartphone and Google maps? Lol

Me: where you live at?

Her: the City

Me: What part?

Her: over East

Me: where at over East?

Her: Down the Hill

Me: Where at down the hill?

Her: Why are you asking so many questions

Me: because you're not being specific. I don't want your address, just wanted to know the neighborhood .........

So many times

If you met a chick from over west and they found out you from over east it was automatic

Theyd be like:"Oh you live over east. Do you kno this boy named Squirrel?"

Me: "Whats his real name I kno a couple Squirrel"

Her: "Idk his real name. I just kno he goes to my church"

Me: "Whats he look like?"

Her: "He's tall and light skinned"

Me: "Oh. Idk if I kno him.'

Some conversations literally went nowhere

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

The worst part was having to get thru their pops.

Me: "Can I speak to Keisha please?"

Pops: "Whose this?"

Me: "B-b-bmoreGorilla"

Pops: "I don't kno no BmoreGorilla" *click*

Me:

If you met a chick that had her own line

Her own phone line and not a cell phone

 

[Givethanks]

Wait what

Ye bossman. I snuck a few girls in to sleep over. I remember once when my mom's ex man caught me, he gave me the ...and still told me mom after lol

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Her own phone line and not a cell phone

I had a pager in hs

Only people that had cell phones were doctors and mid level dope boys. This was around the time people just started getting cell phones in case they were driving and had an emergency

 

[KodeBlue]

This some Baltimore shyt right here

You know it! People still do that shyt..

 

[BmoreGorilla]

This thread is making me feel old as fukk. Not to mention the fact Kobe is about to retire and we were in hs at the same time


My parents used to have a rotary phone in their bedroom. What yall lil nikkas kno about that?

 

[hatechall]

Lol. The youngins don't have a clue.

Back in middle school I asked this chick to be my girlfriend. First time I called her, my brother got on the phone playin...making noises and saying all manner of stupid shyt.

I used to do the same thing to him, so I guess it was his way of paying me back. I was so embarrassed I never spoke to her again.

 

[KodeBlue]

So many times

If you met a chick from over west and they found out you from over east it was automatic

Theyd be like:"Oh you live over east. Do you kno this boy named Squirrel?"

Me: "Whats his real name I kno a couple Squirrel"

Her: "Idk his real name. I just kno he goes to my church"

Me: "Whats he look like?"

Her: "He's tall and light skinned"

Me: "Oh. Idk if I kno him.'

Some conversations literally went nowhere

If you catch a bad lil bytch you be like
Then she tells you she's from Park Heights and ask when youre coming over..

 

[Kwéyòl]

Ye bossman. I snuck a few girls in to sleep over. I remember once when my mom's ex man caught me, he gave me the ...and still told me mom after lol

You mean they wanted to come over and sleep and get dikked down

Be oblivious brehs

 

[BmoreGorilla]

If you catch a bad lil bytch you be like
Then she tells you she's from Park Heights and ask when youre coming over..

I swear the best looking ones lived over west or in the county. I think this pretty much sums it all up

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

The worst part was having to get thru their pops.

Me: "Can I speak to Keisha please?"

Pops: "Whose this?"

Me: "B-b-bmoreGorilla"

Pops: "I don't kno no BmoreGorilla" *click*

Me:

If you met a chick that had her own line

Real shyt. Lol
Used to pray while the phone was ringing that she would be the one picking up