Kim jung Un bans leather iackets after people copy his style

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

We need the and few others with that Kim Jung Un fade @3Rivers

 

[CopiousX]

Do as I say, not as I do

This is normally followed by something along the lines of...


"I AM the state"

 

[RhymesWell]

Honest question, don't they realize dude has a literal double chin while a large portion of them are starving? They gotta do something, it can't go on like this

 

[PL368Z]

It could be, I'm too lazy to research it BUT a student just got sentenced to the death penalty for bootleggin' a banned TV show

That was as fake news as well, like they were supposedly praising it just a few weeks ago North Korea Gives Props to 'Squid Game' for Critiquing South Korea's 'Beastly' Realities of Capitalism but now are supposedly executing their citizens for consuming it.


99% of the outlandish shyt you hear about NK is fake news.

 

[King Poetic]

Might be false or true

but I don’t want to be the first to find out

imagine dude telling citizens u must have his video or audio on while u smashing your chick or u looking at life in prison

 

[Vandelay]

But this particular jacket be a one of one
That means none before it, none to come
The homie that's dictatin' be the only one that has it (I'll show you how to do this son)

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

Isn’t every man in N Korea requires to get the Kim Jong haircut tho?

 

[Paper Boi]

Isn’t every man in N Korea requires to get the Kim Jong haircut tho?

that "drip" exclusive

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

the news that comes out of this country is ridiculous. dude and his family got an entire country shook. you would think that even the military at some point would turn on him but no. a whole nation of broken spirits. nobody tryna take this goofy out

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

This is why dictatorships rarely work. The human ego is a funny thing

 

[Blackrogue]

Is it "Kim jong un" bans or "Kim jong" Unbans

 

[beenz]

He should execute his Barber. That haircut is

 

[beenz]

What a horrible country, it’s like being born into an open air prison. I rather live in a war torn country than one where my whole family is executed because I watched a Netflix movie.

what’s even worse is being sentenced to life in a hard labor camp, basically work to death with no healthcare and probably two scoops of white rice a day.

You're lucky to get two scoops of rice. Country folks are eating rats over there. Also if u get in trouble, not only after u sent to a labor camp, but they send 3 generations of your family there as well just off GP.

 

[beenz]

Everybody over there look alike so he gotta separate himself somehow.

He is separated. He's the only fat nikka in the entire country.