King of the Hill is one of the most underrated animated shows ever

[The Jewnited States]

lmfao @ hank having to give the sperm sample

asks for a popular mechanics magazine in the jerk off room

 

[The Jewnited States]

cotton: "hank gets the narrow urethra from his mother! mine is so wide i could pass the child myself!"


cotton is one of the GOAT characters

 

[Ol’Otis]

cotton to hank: "you can't even control your wife, and she's half the man i am!"

 

[The Jewnited States]

i made this thread for buck strickland quotes but ppl slept

"WOOOOOOO, SENT THAT WHORE HOME IN A TAXI"

 

[Ol’Otis]

hahahah hank accidentally hit the joint and got paranoid as fukk, tried to induce vomitting. hank got so high he couldn't drive and tried to sleep it off lool

when the cops was waiting outside the restaurant with peggy
and she yelled out his name

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Cotton was too gd up. His death scene had me choking.

 

[ajnapoleon]

Damn Cotton gave no fukks!!!


Called it jungle rice!!

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

 

[The Jewnited States]

Damn Cotton gave no fukks!!!


Called it jungle rice!!

LMFAO this shyt got me dying laughing

 

[PortCityProphet]

when Hank find out he was born in New York

 

[DigitalGoodTimes]

Peggy: That's right Bobby. As you can see, I do not have testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?

Khan: She's bluffing, finish her

 

[parallax]

Damn Cotton gave no fukks!!!


Called it jungle rice!!

that fat neck line gets me everytime. he literally has nothing better to do, so he shyts on hank

 

[PortCityProphet]

George W. walks on stage
Luanne:"he sure is a handsome might be more handsome than his dad"
Hank:"well Barbara is a handsome woman"


Then Dubya had a limp handshake

 

[ajnapoleon]

Khan bust in Khannie room bobby tries to jump out the window Khan Grabs Bobby

I heard what you did to Chan wasongasong Unacceptable!!!

Then I heard What you did to your dad ............Very funny


Im conflicted

 

[DosCadenaz]

How old are you? 30? 40?

"Not even close. I'm 5000."