King T'Challa on Black Jeopardy

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White folks stay fukking up perfectly good food

When I was 13 staying in Chico, kicking it with my white patna, his mom popped in the room and invited me to dinner.

She said “We’re going to have Porkchops and macaroni with pesto”. My little ass thought pesto must be some kinda white people cheese so I was hyped... at first

The first sign of trouble was when I walked in the kitchen and saw his mama “seasoning” the pork chops, but she wasn’t shaking em in a paper bag with flour and seasonings. :patrice:

As a matter of fact there was no flour in sight but the skillet was already hot :merchant:

Puzzled, I went back in the room to keep playing until she called us to come eat

When I sat down she put a plate in front of me that had tasteless fried pork chops with no breading, and green macaroni with no cheese

:why::why::why:
 

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I was randomly bursting into laughter at work thinking about this skit. I know I looked crazy but I couldn't help it.

Potato Salad and Mac-n-cheese are two foods people are stuck up about at parties.
 

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I dated a German girl who wanted me to try her father's German potato salad. I said, "I'm good."

:hubie:

Breh....my boys mom is German and we were eating breakfast. I saw what looked like home fries
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Turns out German potato salad looks just like this only cold and has a real strong vinegary taste.:scust:
 

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I went to a former white friend's bbq, and that morning, his wife posted a pic of the potatoes boiling in a pot, and she was excited to try a new potato salad recipe. I already knew if would be fukkery, because she just chopped the potatoes, and didn't peel them.

:francis:

When I got to the party, she insisted on people trying her potato salad. I was polite, so I had a little. The potatos weren't cooked all the way, and were tough to chew. The seasoning wasn't bad, but it wasn't a proper potato salad.

Years later, I dated a German girl who wanted me to try her father's German potato salad. I said, "I'm good."

:hubie:

THIS!! White chick I know made pop corn and put chicken seasoning on it. bytch caught m off guard, wtf you just gave me. Funky ass popcorn. They always gotta add some random shyt to everything. :mjlol:
 

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Skit was just shytting on black folk and c00ns quick to laugh :snoop:

How was it shytting on Black folk?!? :mindblown: The parody of "Black" Jeopardy is to be a inverse parody of black people's lives especially when the third player is always an outsider?!!? :dahell: have you ever watched the skit...

And I'm not defending it but seriously it's supposed to be tounge in cheek... Especially if your black...
 

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The well done steak part is so funny.....I was at black rock grill( the place where you cook your own meat )

And the black folks behind me had the whole restaurant smoky from keeping the meat on the rock until it was well done:mjlol:
That's one thing I'm glad to have seen the light on.

I do medium. :ahh:
 

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How was it shytting on Black folk?!? :mindblown: The parody of "Black" Jeopardy is to be a inverse parody of black people's lives especially when the third player is always an outsider?!!? :dahell: have you ever watched the skit...

And I'm not defending it but seriously it's supposed to be tounge in cheek... Especially if your black...

You think black folk wrote that skit? :mjlol:
 
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