kissed my wife today and ...

[Cognitive Dissonance]

I licked her teeth, I kid you not. I tasted pure butter and salt. It wasn't normal plee-ack because it was so thick, and it had a taste to it. I immediately backed away. Any of y'all ever had a problem like this?

 

[Neil Tyson]

You kissing somebody dikk when you kissing that bytch.

 

[Kwéyòl]

tasting that residual nut

 

[trick]

You kissing somebody dikk when you kissing that bytch.

He's like "Wait a sec, we didn't have surf and turf yesterday "

 

[Quiet Magician]

 

[Boogie]

My bad, I should eat more pineapples.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

The only thing I kiss is my money

 

[Stir Fry]

One yellow star for every yellow tooth that's in your wife's mouth

 

[Ricky Church]

You kissing somebody dikk when you kissing that bytch.

that's the man's wife you talkin' bout!

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

tasting that residual nut

Chill out, nut doesnt taste like butter.

 

[Kwéyòl]

My bad, I should eat more pineapples.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I gave her that D last night

- BlackieRobinson

 

[DarlingNikki]

Chill out, nut doesnt taste like butter.

How do you know?

 

[ORDER_66]

Chill out, nut doesnt taste like butter.

 

[Thunder God]

Chill out, nut doesnt taste like butter.