Knowing you'll need to throw up soon unappreciation thread

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Am I the only one who can't move once they know they are about to throw up? I've been in a club with security telling me move or else and I just can't move an inch until it comes out. I've been in my bed, with the bathroom like what 10 feet away? and I just let it out right on my carpet in my room. Idk why I'm like this :mjcry:

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ass nikka.

But nah for real, I don't know how often you puke, but you got to start realizing when you're gonna do so and start mobilizing/holding it off to better yourself if you can. I haven't puked in like a solid 2,3 years and I'm not a big puker, but atleast I can tell what kind of puking it's gonna be and try to prepare on the fly.

Like if I know I'm gonna puke up some nasty shyt I ate and I feel it coming (Pause) I try and chug some water and sort of add some volume to the puke, as crazy as that sounds, 'cause dry chunks or more solid puke hurts more than just a lubricated wave of watery vomit.

Also it helps in terms of the bile that comes up that leaves your tastebuds feeling all sour, plus it helps brings up whatever else you might not have gotten up with the first upchuck, cause you want that to be your ONLY upchuck.

Sounds like you have a fear of the inevitable and you just freeze in it. You gotta make a move, Duke.
 

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There is nothing funnier than hearing a person struggle to vomit when nothing is coming out and that stomach be tearing them up inside.

I’ve heard nikkas ask and beg God for help out loud
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:russ: thats how i was this spring when i was sick
Every time i ate something i threw up and after it all got out i was like


Me : :mjgrin: Cmon dammit please stop it’s already out




Stomach::ufdup: nikka we finished when i say we finished




Me : please :to:




Stomach : ’cho ass up :birdman:
 

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A few weeks ago I was close to throwing up and didn't. I sat in a tub full of hot water and got out then slept it off. The next day I felt better lol.
 

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Haven't thrown up in 12 years :blessed:

Only thrown up like 3 times in my life :blessed:
 
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Man I hate that feeling when your upperupper feels like something bubbling inside of it, and you can feel it slowly rising up towards your throat. You tell yourself that you're fine but another part of you is asking "when was the last time I threw up"

Then you start breathing heavier and heavier thinking it'll all go away

But the feeling in your chest keeps rising and rising :sadcam:


Then you say fukk it and walk to the washroom and stare at the toilet thinking, is this it? :mjcry:

Then 5 seconds later it suddenly rises even more and you're like yep, this is it:mjcry:

Then it's Niagara falls for the next 3 minutes :mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:
Most accurate post ive seen in awhile.

I had this exact word for word moment like 2 months ago and i definitely said to myself "geez whens the last time i threw up" and then eventually leaned my head over the toilet.

Luckily, the feeling came as poop eventually and not vomit and instantly went back to normal
 

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Tha worst is when you throw up and you expect there to be relief after but all you get is painful cramps, cold sweats, raw mucous membranes from acidic throw up going through your nose, and uncontrollable stomach contractions until all you're throwing up is bile.:francis:


Not to mention runny ass diarrhea

THIS!!!
 
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