Knowing your spouse last boyfriend was endowed

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Coli told me if your dikk fits in a paper towel roll, you sharing your woman. Might as well start hitting those personal ads.
 

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It's true though.

One girlfriend I had wasnt quite like that but close.

Best sex I've ever had was with her. We had extreme chemistry. I mean... shyt was wild.

One drunken night we were all over my condo, every room, on furniture, the floor...
I was eating her out while on my living room floor, looked up and talked dirty to her p*ssy. Like had a full on conversation with it as it was convulsing and leaking.

She came.

That's all we really had though. Just passionate, intense, all-consuming sexual energy.
 
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A coke can.....I think I would die if someone tried to fit that inside of me....You should break up with her...


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Oh The responses...:dead:
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I needed this.. Thank you thecoli.com

If the op is serious then yeah.. Any chick telling you about her ex-dude pipe game is basically saying she wants to cheat

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I wouldn't trust that bih for nothing
 
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It's true though.

One girlfriend I had wasnt quite like that but close.

Best sex I've ever had was with her. We had extreme chemistry. I mean... shyt was wild.

One drunken night we were all over my condo, every room, on furniture, the floor...
I was eating her out while on my living room floor, looked up and talked dirty to her p*ssy. Like had a full on conversation with it as it was convulsing and leaking.

She came.

That's all we really had though. Just passionate, intense, all-consuming sexual energy.
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u was getting it in fam
 
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