Poor fukkers brains are smooth too
so smooth that they can't even recognize eucalyptus leaves if they aren't attached to branches. A koala bear will starve to death if locked in a room with eucalyptus leave on the floor.
Koala get it ass whipped for climbing tree, came back and got it ass whoop again, and started crying
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so smooth that they can't even recognize eucalyptus leaves if they aren't attached to branches. A koala bear will starve to death if locked in a room with eucalyptus leave on the floor.
dying, that nikka sincerely and highly upset
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so smooth that they can't even recognize eucalyptus leaves if they aren't attached to branches. A koala bear will starve to death if locked in a room with eucalyptus leave on the floor.
Is this true?
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-kicked-out-of-your-own-tree-koala-brehs.634806/
He did that shaking thing that babies do when they mad and crying @ 1:24
He did that shaking thing that babies do when they mad and crying @ 1:24
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so smooth that they can't even recognize eucalyptus leaves if they aren't attached to branches. A koala bear will starve to death if locked in a room with eucalyptus leave on the floor.
Alright, let me enlightening you on such false accusations. We are picky when it comes down to our leaves. If it's shyt we are not going for, of course we not eating the shyt
. Imagine this: You hang out with some folks at a cookout. You are SO used to how a potato salad is made. Now imagine, some old lady adding dates and other nonsensical shyt to the potato salad. Would you eat it? Noooo
So now imagine a poor Joey trying to find leaves that hit different. They are not going to eat leaves that are not properly seasoned by the tree. So yeah some Joeys will eat their own shyt and die, but they not me and I keep my leaves on fleek
Don't want to end up like this poor sap:
invincible1914
G.O.M.A.B.
How come they the same animal, but one sounds like a savage beast and the other one sounds so fugazi?
Lord_nikon
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#koalaset going out bad
You hate to see it until we wave the 44 at these bustahs:
dumb ass std carrying animal
*Realizes humans are also dumb ass std carrying mammals*
How come they the same animal, but one sounds like a savage beast nd the other one sounds so fugazi
Lady Koalas sound like a constipated pig, while male Koalas like your's truly sound like a weeded up Barry White.
bytch thought she was going to stagger home at 7am and just crawl onto my branch like nothing doing 
*Realizes humans are also dumb ass std carrying mammals*
We koalas don't go around having eat booty challenges in the trees like these humans
Put the gun down Craig, you win some, you lose some
....and some more
But you live to lose another day
