Kobe Bryant: "My Daughter Can Date When She's Married"

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Can't wait till she gets twitter so I can send her news links on what her father did on that lonely night In Colorado

 

[Whooty Chaser]

Hopefully she not attracted to cacs like daddy Tobe

There's no way Kobe would let her date black guys

 

[Big D Bangston]

Dont talk about his wife.

fukk that shyt, he need to hide that love deep inside

These maggots out here with find it, use it against him and chew him up

 

[MikelArteta]

Speak for yourself I was never some rabid aggressive sexual cat.

actually all dudes can relate to this. i wouldn't want my daughter dating someone like me when i was a teenager. hell i wouldn't want her dating any dude between the ages of 14-25. men at that age are uncontrolable sex fiends that just wanna get some. they're not marriage material. and IMO if you got a daughter, you don't want anyone planting their semen in her unless they gon marry her.

this is why i pray i never get a daughter. its too much work.

 

[HoopLife]

Kobe giving us Parenting Tips

The man that sued his own mom for money

 

[Big Boss]

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

hope she don't eventually adjust that bathroom mat (c) nas

hate it had to be him

 

[IWasntMadeToPlayTheSon]

fukk that shyt, he need to hide that love deep inside

These maggots out here with find it, use it against him and chew him up

 

[duckbutta]

Tim Duncan 39 and carrying his teams in the playoffs...

Meanwhile Kobe already laying the gauntlet down on his daughters future lesbian lover while his wife continues to hunt down all those backstage vids of those eastsidaz music video...

 

[MercuryHayes]

Brazil biggest womanizer soccer player got cursed:

Breh must every night. what you get for doing all them things to other nikkas daughters

who this!?


Edit: caught surprised by the ass I didnt even see the name at the top

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

The man that sued his own mom for money

Forgot all about that, wasnt it about some of his old memorabilia?

 

[HoopLife]

Forgot all about that, wasnt it about some of his old memorabilia?

Yup that he gave her

 

[CantStop]

Yup that he gave her

Sell your sons prized memorabilia for money brehs. What a shytty mother.

 

[madness]

unfortunately for kobe, his daughter is half mexican, which means her hormones will be raging very soon. she'll be fukking by her freshman year of high school and pregnant by age 16.

luckily for kobe, he'll be retired by then and will have absolutely nothing to do all day, so he'll have plenty of time to babysit his potential grandson and teach him the game of basketball

grandpa kobe's my nikka, i hate it had to be him

 

[craigsagersuit]

imagine picking up kobe's daughter at their crib and kobe in the couch like