Kobe out here looking/sounding like Carlton Banks

[BamdaDon]

Bron got brought up thought that was coli shyt

 

[CarbonBraddock]

nikkas in here mad that kobe is transitioning to making real plays as a venture capitalist... rubbing shoulders with people who can drop valuable gems

....instead of going broke and heading back the block with them/their favorite athletes post-retirement



he had some mildly sus inflections in his voice, but i've worked with black folks in the professional world who are 1000x worse with it. let that man live.

who exactly in here is mad?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Came here to defend him but god damn nikka put his Kanye on the Kris Jenner show voice.

meant to go back and tag you and siccit or whatever his name is, but said fukk it.

 

[CantStop]

Btw @Malta looks like Kobe is better than Duncan off the court in every way. A husband(not a divorcee), father(full time dad and not one weekend a month type dad) and investor. Didn't Duncan sue his friend for robbing him

 

[Arithmetic]

Me and this guy are the same age and he's done all that and more.

This is a blow the the ol' self esteem right here

I made an error. He's 43. No need to compare yourself to someone who possibly had a much more privileged upbringing.

 

[Dilltastic VolWon(derful)]

He is "Mirroring"... Mimicking someone else's style of communication in order to build rapport. He's in the venture capitalist world And doesn't have time to worry about what a retail employee on the coli thinks.

6 figures, 6 certs 6 bytches
Retail employee

Spoiler

You right though. Anybody who works in institutional sales knows it's the oldest trick in the book

 

[YouMadd?]

6 figures, 6 certs 6 bytches
Retail employee

Spoiler

You right though. Anybody who works in institutional sales knows it's the oldest trick in the book

Yeah I edited it to burger flipper, I figure that would be less offensive

 

[CarbonBraddock]

He is "Mirroring"... Mimicking someone else's style of communication in order to build rapport. Pretty common tactic used when doing business or selling, in this case, himself. He's in the venture capitalist world And doesn't have time to worry about what a Coli burger flipper thinks.

mufukka is this to me or someone i have on ignore?

 

[YouMadd?]

mufukka is this to me or someone i have on ignore?

I don't know, I just wanted to add some aggressive content to my post for more daps

 

[Malta]

Btw @Malta looks like Kobe is better than Duncan off the court in every way. A husband(not a divorcee), father(full time dad and not one weekend a month type dad) and investor. Didn't Duncan sue his friend for robbing him

He couldn't be better than Timmy on the court, so he has to beat him in another area Kobe out here sounding like he's working for Wake Up Now, I expect a promotional video of him skiing in the alps, then enjoying a dinner on a lake shore before some ambiguous slogan appears on screen like "Win the future by building today".

Tim is just a kid from the Islands, he had no idea how shytty continental Americans can be.

 

[Big Boss]

kobe was originally a cornball brother
yall made him a monster with the " can't win without shaq" stuff and the rape case
he proved his point, and now hes going back to his roots

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Honestly what's the difference between Drake and Kobe

Both cornballs

@houston911
@TheNig

 

[Houston911]

Honestly what's the difference between Drake and Kobe

Both cornballs

@houston911
@TheNig

Kobe got hands and 2 black parents

Kobe also wrote his own lyrics

 

[ALonelyDad]

You have to use the white voice to get ahead

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Kobe got hands and 2 black parents

Kobe also wrote his own lyrics

Where was the hands against child's ?
Abandon both his parents ...thats since CAC shyt..u gonna co sign that