Kobe writes Article on his Journey to Passing MJ

[thenatural]

I'ma brush my Teeth like Kobe now

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

This nikka the GOAT at being great & a complete corn at the same damn time

• Corn is second to none in production in the entire world. In the US alone, cornfields occupy approximately 80 million acres of land.
• From an international point of view, more than 20 percent of the world’s nutrition involves corn.
• Most of the corn grown in the US is used to feed livestock and some pets too because of its low costs and profit margins.
• Corn not only provides nutrition, its benefits branch out to non-food items like cosmetics, ethanol, medicine, fabrics, ink and glue
• Cooking oils, beverages, starch and food sweeteners are all byproducts of processed corn

Corn is the GOAT vegetable/grain

Kobe reigns in agriculture

 

[Rich Spirit]

For you dudes with low IQs ill break it down for your

Curfew = Retirement

Brushing his Teeth = Doing everything he can to avoid his curfew

Bleeding Gums = The pain. the blood, the injuries that he has put himself through at this age that he does not give a shyt about

Mouth going numb = when nothing isleft in the tank, time to go to bed/retire

so poetic this man is

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I can't believe nikkaz don't brush like Kobe tho. Why would you floss or use mouthwash before brushing?

 

[Goatpoacher]

• Corn is second to none in production in the entire world. In the US alone, cornfields occupy approximately 80 million acres of land.
• From an international point of view, more than 20 percent of the world’s nutrition involves corn.
• Most of the corn grown in the US is used to feed livestock and some pets too because of its low costs and profit margins.
• Corn not only provides nutrition, its benefits branch out to non-food items like cosmetics, ethanol, medicine, fabrics, ink and glue
• Cooking oils, beverages, starch and food sweeteners are all byproducts of processed corn

Corn is the GOAT vegetable/grain

Kobe reigns in agriculture

Excellent analogy since Corn's commercial base is artificially induced through misguided and outdated government subsidies. It's a product that's overproduced and the overproducers have to think of creative new ways to justify it's existence through asinine product development like ethanol or nutritionally deficient poison like high fructose corn syrup.

Like Corn, Kobe's career is based on sheer unnecessary volume that is justified ex post facto. Like Corn, Kobe is a manufactured market pushed by braindead trolls that try to justify their zombified existence.

Kobe shall hereinafter be known as "Kornbe"

 

[Scuti]

kobe was writing up that passage like a birthday card.

no turning back

 

[Houston911]

Kobe would be a great coach, but he would easily be a top 10 writer of all time if he focused on it.

 

[Goatpoacher]

Kobe would be a great coach, but he would easily be a top 10 writer of all time if he focused on it.

He'll be a top 10 writer before he's ever considered a top 10 nba player.

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Twenty-four years later, I pass my muse.

Kobe Bryant #24. Michael Jordan #23. #24 is 1 past #23.

Kobe's analogies in this article go much much deeper than tooth brushing guys.

There is some deep level numerology here. Read it a few times a day.

 

[Taadow]

He could've benefitted from a peer editor...but that would mean he'd have to pass it off.

 

[Bilz]

I can't believe nikkaz don't brush like Kobe tho. Why would you floss or use mouthwash before brushing?

Have you ever been to a dentist?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Have you ever been to a dentist?

Yeah, and they never told me to floss and use mouthwash before brushing. Yall oral hygiene retarded, might as well put on lotion before your shower.