Kobe writes Article on his Journey to Passing MJ

[DONCIC]

hes saying hes trying his best to avoid the inevitable, but not surprised by your lack of reading comprehension

I understood what he meant, but it just looks like he threw a lot of shytty metaphors at a page in the hope that it would turn out good

Much like his shot selection

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

What a journey this has been. Setting this mark is a huge honor. I’m aware of Father Time’s curfew. He has sent me to my room to brush my teeth before he tucks me in, but I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t walk to the bathroom slowly. I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t act as if someone misplaced the toothpaste. I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t brush every tooth twice, brush my tongue three times, floss until my gums bleed and rinse with mouthwash until the inside of my mouth burns and then goes numb.

This analogy is beyond hilarious. shyt reads like some smart dumb Lars Von Trier establishing scene.

 

[Goatpoacher]

Only an idiot doesn't understand what he's saying.

As our resident idiot, can you explain why he said it?

 

[Goatpoacher]

I understood what he meant, but it just looks like he threw a lot of shytty metaphors at a page in the hope that it would turn out good

Much like his shot selection

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I'ma brush my Teeth like Kobe now

 

[The_Phonz]

I understood what he meant, but it just looks like he threw a lot of shytty metaphors at a page in the hope that it would turn out good

Much like his shot selection

 

[Trillest]

The 'mamba out' at the end always gets me

 

[FS4LFE]

I understood what he meant, but it just looks like he threw a lot of shytty metaphors at a page in the hope that it would turn out good

Much like his shot selection

 

[Alexander The Great]

I understood what he meant, but it just looks like he threw a lot of shytty metaphors at a page in the hope that it would turn out good

Much like his shot selection

 

[Reid2Achieve]

thats what im sayin. i floss, then mouthwash, then brush.

am i doing it wrong

I'ma brush my Teeth like Kobe now

 

[GoldenGlove]

I'ma brush my Teeth like Kobe now

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Time to my gums bleed tonight

No period

 

[SCORCH]

This analogy is beyond hilarious. shyt reads like some smart dumb Lars Von Trier establishing scene.

Even Kenny Smith reading this shyt like

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant on the court.

James "Black Mamba" Baldwin off the court.




On a serious note, he will never be greater than MJ and thats cool...but it must feel good to be able to emulate your hero, play against him, have a relationship with him and eventually pass him on something.

That just has to be a dope feeling, and even more dope because its MJ. No shame in being the 2nd greatest Shooting Gawd of all time and a top 15 player of all time as well.

 

[A.V.]

This nikka the GOAT at being great & a complete corn at the same damn time