Komodo dragon eats an entire monkey

CarbonBraddock

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back when i was like 9 years old, i had read about these moronic reptiles. that was around the time i had just begun my training and what i'd read made it sound like they were THE reptiles out there so i had to know what the deal was. i broke into one of their habitats at the zoo and went up to one and let him bite me. he bit me and then i stepped back and let the shyt marinate and for a second i thought it was actually doin something, but then i remembered that even then, i was the Mack and i just overpowered the shyt brehs. snapped the dragon up and used him as a skin for my playstation 5 lol. but yeah, no animal can really see me in the fair one 1 on 1.
 

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:damn::whoa::whoa:
 

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That's a terrible way to go. I was reading that the Komodo dragons mouth has some of the most disgusting bacteria so even if you get bitten you'll end up with a disease

Word, Especially since their diet consists a lot of carrion.
 

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Im disgusted by how the deer is just sitting there like, :manny: "you win some and lose some" and "don't be like me, little deer brehs" "I'm almost dead, it was a nice life while it lasted"

Imma need the deer to be like :damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn: "somebody save me"




:scust: disgusted at his lack of fight for life
Lower body was probably infected and paralyzed. Literally was still alive while being drugged around and eaten

Every rip making it scream:picard:
 

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I find them facinating..

They can grow up to 10feet, 200-300lbs, can see almost 1000feet ahead, run fast af, climb, skin like armor, hunts using stealth,etc.

Then one bite pretty much fukks you up because its just NOT the bacteria, but the venom glands by the teeth that seep into the wounds once bitten.

Then some are asexual.. Don't even need to mate to lay eggs.

God was on some other stuff when he created these things
:dead: @ this shyt being a real life Pokémon
 

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:wow:

bit the buffalo and waited days for it to die :picard:

called the homies up to watch too :merchant:

had the nerve to lick the buffalo's eye as it slowly died :huhldup:

the wild is so demonic :demonicbird:


Ruthless. It only took them 3 hours to eat everything off from the buffalo. :merchant:
 
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