Kourtney Kardashian has to be the most lifeless broad on television

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Nah matey, the most lifeless broad on television is Sam from the Jersey Shore. She has 0 personality and got everywhere in life by her looks alone, which are quickly disintegrating :mjpls:
 

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I mean....the monotone voice doesn't help. But this broad has so many red flags it isn't funny.

1. She's an all around negative person. Does this broad ever smile?
2. She holds grudges.
3. She withholds the cooch.
4. She has an inflated view of herself. bytch, you sell clothes.
5. Delusional. She's mad at her man for not spicing things up in the bedroom. The broad kicked him out of her room and locked the coochie up.

I'm only angry cuz the broad look good as hell.

Co-sign the bolded. The things I'd do to that monotone slore:obama:

Points 1,3,5 are all signs of a woman who hasn't been properly dikked down.

We're in a relationship and you wanna withhold puss? I wish a bytch would:smugdraper:
 

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You're thinking of the wrong one.

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Khloe may look beastly, but she has the best personality out of all of them.

:wtf: y'all nikkas hatin on this bytch for? bytch look cute as hell. just shove a dikk in that ho's mouth and you're good to go. no more asinine comments coming from her voice box.
 

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I mean....the monotone voice doesn't help. But this broad has so many red flags it isn't funny.

1. She's an all around negative person. Does this broad ever smile?
2. She holds grudges.
3. She withholds the cooch.
4. She has an inflated view of herself. bytch, you sell clothes.
5. Delusional. She's mad at her man for not spicing things up in the bedroom. The broad kicked him out of her room and locked the coochie up.

I'm only angry cuz the broad look good as hell.

She's the literal Debbie Downer:skip:
 

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You do realize that their 'reality show' is scripted right? They probably aren't like that when the cameras are off. It's all for your entertainment.
 

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You do realize that their 'reality show' is scripted right? They probably aren't like that when the cameras are off. It's all for your entertainment.
Right, they asked her to be a monotone talking bore for the sake of ratings.
 
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