Kratos is hunting you, which video game character do you get to protect you?

[MarcP]

I'm going with Captain Price from COD.

An AC-130 will handle that nikka. If he still moving a tactical nuke will finish the job.

 

[NatiboyB]

Let’s say you did some heinous shyt like got pissy drunk and decided to drive home and you accidentally run over and kill his son, Atreus. Someone got your license plate and sent Kratos all your info, he’s raging mad, more mad than he’s ever been, true spartan shyt and he’s gonna make you suffer...

He won’t stop until he finds you. You have the option to recruit one video game character to protect you. To make it even more interesting I’m taking out the obvious non-game character choices....

• No Marvel and DC characters (Superman, Thanos, Dr Manhattan)
• No anime characters (Goku, Almight, Guts)

Who do you put your life in the hands of?

give me Mario

 

[NoMorePie]

This man.




























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[Bryan Danielson]

No one on xbox can see KRATOS THE GOD

Master Chief would obliterate him

 

[Doctor Doom]

The unstable walking L'oreal commercial? The mommas boy who ironically runs errands for a dead alien that aint his real mom? The weirdo whos real dad was into beastiality? The man who’s biggest accomplishment was sending a clone to murder an unarmed flower girl? A lazy bum who relied on clones to do his dirty work cuz he was busy takin his big boy nap in a crater? A man who lost multiple times n had his schemes foiled by a social reject who was a failed military flunkie aka Cloud?

imagine this bein the dude always givin you the blues

Out all the video game characters, you sure you wanna put your faith in a guy like @Sephiroth with his ol “team rockets blastin off again” ass?

Exposed boy something serious

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Smack down Shut Your Mouth Brock Lesnar

 

[Methodical]

Can't see shyt.

 

[AStrangeName]

If I'm getting pursued by Kratos, then I'm getting Lu Bu as protection.

 

[TrifeGod]

Kratos?

Edit: DAMN IT SOMEONE ALREADY SAID ASURA

 

[Young]

Isaac Frost get a few good hits and it might be even..

 

[Phillyrider807]

 

[IslandG]

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[humminbird]

 

[winb83]

I pick Nyx Avatar from Persona 3. It is death incarnate and can’t be killed. The only way to stop it is to sacrifice your life to seal it away.

2nd Choice is Caius Ballad from Final Fantasy XIII series. He can’t be killed by any normal means.