Ladies and Gentleman: The Coli Friendzone Allstar Thread (Simp Rafters)

[Thoughts]

Post the greatest moments in simp and friendzone material posted on The Coli.

They're in deviant mode and you throwing your jacket in the rain puddle for no reason. They looking to get choked fukked with deep hard strokes on some 50 shades of grey type shyt...I think they're being honest you just don't know how to ask. Thanks for fukking up the mellow male presence reciprocal in this thread.

How the fukk you just cartwheel into the friend zone voluntarily?

Yes girls want the bed wench treatment, BUT NOT BY YOU. The difference between a romantic and a creep, a "go-getter" and a misogynist is based on how PHYSICALLY attracted a woman is to the man at hand. What you need to ask women questions for? They're a lot simpler to figure out than men, we just won't let our egos handle the truth.

 

[Premeditated]

guess this thread didn't go the way you planned, huh?

 

[Chill]

Don't see nothing wrong with keeping some females at bay as a friend. Playing with their emotions thru sex leads to terrible experiences.

 

[ThugLife]

Man TLR is trash all yall do is talk about simps, fake exposals, and blacks.

 

[PhonZhi]

Man TLR is trash all yall do is talk about simps, fake exposals, and blacks.

better than the hairline threads nikkaz used to make everyday

 

[Non Sequitur]

Does he really call himself "Negro The Magnificent?" Really?


"Negro The Magnificent?" That's what you went with?


Really?

That sounded good to you?

@Negro the Magnificent