Ladies Describe The Most Flabby & Sick D!ck You've Ever Had

[Metta World Movement]

 

[mortuus est]

:/ no, I deleted it from my phone.

ahh thats a burner


your face reminds me of a school friend i was kool with

 

[DarlingNikki]

ahh thats a burner


your face reminds me of a school friend i was kool with

Interesting, I don't see it.

 

[luckyse7enz]

We never had sex but we would flirt back and forth at work. One day he came down to my office and was feeling some kind of way and wanted a hug. I obliged because there was a mutual attraction and why not? It was awful, his body was so mushy like a fat woman but he wasn't fat. He was about 5'10 and had an average build. When we hugged I felt no definition at all. I was shocked and immediately turned off. I've hugged heavier dudes who were solid and big but he was just mushy.

Ol' mushy-ass nikka...

 

[killacal]

I was obviously being sarcastic you idiot. Get off my t*ts.

whats ur nationality

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

This thread reminds me of when I was putting in work about a year ago. I was crazy out of shape but I had the opportunity to smash a young chick so I was like

I was smashing style in missionary when my cardio started to fail me I let her get on top and she riding. After a while she got me feeling like mandika warrior so I grap her cheeks and start smashing... my lungs was like and I had to pause again... I got up and started feeling light headed. I started hitting it doggy with me standing up and her on he knees on the bed. After catching my stroke levels I started getting out of breath again and then I catch a cramp. I pull out and told her I was dehydrated and needed to get some water to prepare for round 2. I got to the kitchen and I can't hear shyt... I literally lost my damn hearing. Im in front of the fridge like

Erection is gone by that point so she gotta give me dome and eventually I could hear shyt again and It was on and poppin.

I ended up bussin 15 minutes later with her riding me.


Now I wasn't fat but I was out of shape like a bytch. I know she was like my dikk game was wack but only because I was out of shape and kept having to stop just when she was catching that "i'm getting good dikk" rythm.

It did inspire me to hit the gym though..

edit: on a side note.. her deodorant wore off so her arm pits was musty.. which was an actual turn on when she was riding me but laying on top of me hence the mandika warrior thoughts.

 

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[Illuminatos]

Post a pic of your dikk g. No joke. You talk about your penis every day.

Post that shyt already dawg.

 

[IpushFatKids]

always got the lotion on deck, my dikk is dry right now tho, just beat my meat to some orgy porn scene

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Post a pic of your dikk g. No joke. You talk about your penis every day.

Post that shyt already dawg.

 

[J.Pinkman]

Most women tell me men who brag about their sex game usually have small dikks...

Real n!ggas kept mute and let the dikk do the talking.

I'm 100% skinny African boy so you know what it is

That sounded like a brag

 

[KOTK]

Post a pic of your dikk g. No joke. You talk about your penis every day.

Post that shyt already dawg.

Puddup or shuddup

 

[Steve Piffler]

this shyt ALWAYS catches me off guard....

 

[ClassyME]

Most women tell me men who brag about their sex game usually have small dikks...

Real n!ggas kept mute and let the dikk do the talking.

I'm 100% skinny African boy so you know what it is

You're contradicting yourself there...

 

[ChiefQueen]

but i look like chief keef tho

Sorry, British boys don't do it for me.

Do you use lotion? Chief Keef looks so damn dry.

DEAD!