Brehs you gotta do it right after morning sex... After yall done and breathing heavy kiss her on the forehead and say "bae, how bout you make us some breakfast right quick
" When she agrees, slap her on the ass as she walks away, thank me later 
" When she agrees, slap her on the ass as she walks away, thank me later 

if I found a man that said "I'm hungry, get in that kitchen and make me something" then gave me a slap on the butt

#GOALS

I like this mentality. However you're going to have to get used to wild fish and meat. Me and my father prefer to hunt our fish and meat. Depends whether it's baked or fried. Usually we add some green beans/corn and some salad to that. Then a smootie made from a bag of strawberries, bag of pineapples, a banana, and a bag of raspberries&blueberries.

on that venison.