Ladies: dont tell a man he needs to talk during sex......

[luckyse7enz]

When I'm drunk, I'm reckless with it, saying shyt I can't even remember when I hear it back, I'm like
I don't like to dirty-talk much though. My basics are usually...

-"shyt! You tryna fukking make me cum, huh?" (Gas them up a little)
-"Look at that shyt. You like watching that?" (This may be Wesley Pipes influenced...)
-Like that? Right there?" (Simple and safe bets)
-fukk...shyt...(More simple & safe bets to sound like it's awesome)
-Some breathy/whispering variation of "God...you look so fukkin' sexy" in their ear usually does well. I figure chicks are probably insecure about how they look when they're boning a genetic freak.

 

[Singh]

I like to talk shyt and provide commentay

On some young Larry merchant shyt



young sand Nikka gottah have fum while givimg em that work

fukk dead fish quiet sex

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

I cant speak for any other woman but off the top of my head, talking about peeing and other bodily functions will get you thrown out.

Thats all I can think of right now..This post is subject for edits in the future

So i could say "take this dikk bytch like you s'posed to!"

 

[Real]

No..bad...very bad..

I don't think you've reached your potential. I can help u with that.

 

[Petty Crocker]

So i could say "take this dikk bytch like you s'posed to!"

No..In my opinion, thats not sexy...thats derogatory

 

[My neck and my back]

"yo daddy ain't shyt and yo mama don't love you"

"you was a mistake that was destined for failure"

"yo kids gone fall in yo footsteps and ain't gon be shyt when they grow up"

her:

you: damn i beat em so good that i made her cry

 

[Petty Crocker]

I don't think you've reached your potential. I can help u with that.

Now you know I cant give it to you all at once..and definitely not posting in this thread.

 

[SOUTHERNPRIDE7]

I when I talk****, it just comes naturally. I just try not to say no dumb, outrageous stuff.


When she talks I tell her to" shut up and let me get in this p****." Followed by a a** slap. It has never failed for me. It has her like
It has me like

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

No..In my opinion, thats not sexy...thats derogatory

Thats why i asked some girls like that some dont

 

[newworldafro]

I like to be told what to do..like Im being fussed at

for example:

" Take this dikk like you supposed to!".....and other phrases

ETA: I would never laugh..thats grounds for extra punishment

........................................................you in Houston right????

.......

 

[Real]

Now you know I cant give it to you all at once..and definitely not posting in this thread.

I'm working late and probably gonna be sleeping in my office tonight. If i pm u, u think u can keep me entertained?

 

[YBE]

One time i told a girl "I wanna put a baby in you."

I don't know what the fukk i was thinking

You aint had no good p*ssy until you told a girl that

 

[Still Benefited]

This African nikka had me dyin

"Studyness"...."now yoo see meh"

NSFW

Spoiler

DAMN HER HEAD GAME IS A BEAST - Homemade Amateur Porn Pictures and Videos - HomeGrown Freaks

 

[Petty Crocker]

I'm working late and probably gonna be sleeping in my office tonight. If i pm u, u think u can keep me entertained?

Try me

 

[Nintendough]

"oops, my bad "