Ladies, finish this sentence based on your experience: "I was gonna fukk him but then he ..."

[intruder]

WHat dumb shyt have we as men said/done to basically talk themselves out of it when you had alredy planned on putting it on him?

Talking to women i know they say "A lot of times you clowns already have us at hello. We're already good and ready and all you had to do was play along and it's yours for the night. BUt then you dumb fukks open your mouth... and we're like" "

Enlighten us so we know to do better next time. Communication is key. Share your experiences

 

[Plankton]

I hear this one a lot:


I was gonna fukk him but he claimed he was Jamaican and refused to eat my cookies

 

[Doobie Doo]

WHat dumb shyt have we as men said/done to basically talk themselves out of it when you had alredy planned on putting it on him?

Talking to women i know they say "A lot of times you clown already have us at hello. We're already good and ready and all you had to do was play along and it's yours for the night. BUt then you dumb fukks open your mouth... and we're like" "

That is the truth. A woman knows within the first five minutes if she going to fukk you or not.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

At that point, you have to keep the communication "light" & superficial.


I had a chick tell me once "We always talk about serious shyt"



Then it dawned on me that she had a taste for jive turkey.


Some times I @ how simple it is to get something so good

 

[intruder]

Calling the Coli ladies

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@MWinn @MoonGoddess @cam> @woodrat @ChiefQueen @miranda @wickedsm

 

[RiffRaff]

At that point, you have to keep the communication "light" & superficial.


I had a chick tell me once "We always talk about serious shyt"



Then it dawned on me that she had a taste for jive turkey.


Some times I @ how simple it is to get something so good

Yeah don't go over and beyond if she hasn't shown she's up there mentally. Most these hoes just claim to want deep conversations on social media, a lot are just airheaded though. I be dumbing down like a mfer for these simple ass tricks

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Yeah don't go over and beyond if she hasn't shown she's up there mentally. Most these hoes just claim to want deep conversations on social media, a lot are just airheaded though. I be dumbing down like a mfer for these simple ass tricks

You ever slide in those first couple of strokes, feeling like heaven on your dikk, and have to pause for a moment of bewilderment like

"it' was really that easy??

"



Oh well

 

[Ain't That Something]

Back in the days I remember I picked a chic up for a date, and I could tell she was ready to let me fukk but I played the nice guy angle too much and on the way back to my crib she ask me what type of chic I like and like a dumb ass I told her I like a chic to make me fight for it and earn the p*ssy

No lie I had that bytch BUTT ass naked in my bed refusing to give me the p*ssy bc she was afraid I would judge her and think she was too easy, no lie breh

Apparently she really liked me and didn't want me to view hwr as just some fukk buddy and wanted something more (her words)

 

[VegasCAC]

Back in the days I remember I picked a chic up for a date, and I could tell she was ready to let me fukk but I played the nice guy angle too much and on the way back to my crib she ask me what type of chic I like and like a dumb ass I told her I like a chic to make me fight for it and earn the p*ssy

No lie I had that bytch BUTT ass naked in my bed refusing to give me the p*ssy bc she was afraid I would judge her and think she was too easy, no lie breh

Apparently she really liked me and didn't want me to view hwr as just some fukk buddy and wanted something more (her words)

bytches get confused sometimes.
You just gotta take over at that point and put it on her(with consent )

As Sean Paul said, woman nuh waan nuh bait

Them nah gon feel violate if you accelerate pon a date

 

[intruder]

Back in the days I remember I picked a chic up for a date, and I could tell she was ready to let me fukk but I played the nice guy angle too much and on the way back to my crib she ask me what type of chic I like and like a dumb ass I told her I like a chic to make me fight for it and earn the p*ssy

No lie I had that bytch BUTT ass naked in my bed refusing to give me the p*ssy bc she was afraid I would judge her and think she was too easy, no lie breh

Apparently she really liked me and didn't want me to view hwr as just some fukk buddy and wanted something more (her words)

Breh ....
I really hate you right about now but the thread is about us shooting ourselves in the foot, so.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Back in the days I remember I picked a chic up for a date, and I could tell she was ready to let me fukk but I played the nice guy angle too much and on the way back to my crib she ask me what type of chic I like and like a dumb ass I told her I like a chic to make me fight for it and earn the p*ssy

No lie I had that bytch BUTT ass naked in my bed refusing to give me the p*ssy bc she was afraid I would judge her and think she was too easy, no lie breh

Apparently she really liked me and didn't want me to view hwr as just some fukk buddy and wanted something more (her words)

It's strange ain't it?

Now if you would've came off as a disposable, tacky nicca------She would've hit you with the nasty porno sex

 

[Farrinto]

No posts from women in here

 

[Ain't That Something]

bytches get confused sometimes.
You just gotta take over at that point and put it on her(with consent )

As Sean Paul said, woman nuh waan nuh bait

Them nah gon feel violate if you accelerate pon a date

Nah breh, I'm not forcing myself on some ass, glad I let it ride respected her wishes and took homegirl home in the morning, was not trying to get hit with a rape charge. No sir not me

 

[Giselle]

Calling the Coli ladies

@Giselle @Ooh Marty @Phoenix_Knightly23 @Elle @Elle Driver @Wednesday Addams @Ms. Elaine @Ms.CuriousCat @Colicat @Regine Hunter @CinnaSlim @Out2TheOld @CinnamonTequila @The5thLetter @miranda @BlackPearl @b o u n c e @Libra @Collateral @Collegegal0208
@MWinn @MoonGoddess @cam> @woodrat @ChiefQueen @miranda @wickedsm

If I were a guy, I wouldn't mess with women who are like that. I also wouldn't be a heaux though.

It's the truth. To fck most women you can't be completely honest. Most of the women who claim to be ok with casual sex only want it if they can have the girlfriend treatment. They don't want to be treated as a casual sex partner. They consider that to be disrespectful and will call you a "fckboy". They want to talk and go out, and come over to spend time. I've read the threads on lsa and that's the conclusion that I've come to. Don't lie about being single/taken, and don't lie about wanting a relationship when you really don't. Tell the truth about those things, then give her the gf treatment. She will continue to fck you, but will more than likely develop feelings, then blame it on you even though you told her you didn't want a relationship, but if you wouldn't have treated her that way, then you wouldn't have been able to fck.

TLDR; Don't have casual sex.

You're welcome

Yeah don't go over and beyond if she hasn't shown she's up there mentally. Most these hoes just claim to want deep conversations on social media, a lot are just airheaded though. I be dumbing down like a mfer for these simple ass tricks

That is true. I see it all of the time. Males included though. A lot of people these days are "fake deep" b/c it's popular.

I'm an airhead myself 25-45% of the time and like light/simple conversations. I have no shame

Being "deep" all of the time is no fun. I need balance.