Ladies, How Many Simps Do You Have Right Now?

[bogey_j]

i'm not just talking in the coli, or online, but in real life as well. how many dudes at the moment are in the palm of your hand?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Too damn many. Especially at work... the thirst is extreme

 

[bogey_j]

 

[Real]

An employee of mine just got another one of my employee to buy her lunch

 

[ANewClassic]

*thinks* Ummmmmm my grand total is.......ZERO.

Takes my L and puts it in my purse.

 

[AgentGrey]

*thinks* Ummmmmm my grand total is.......ZERO.

Takes my L and puts it in my purse.

Spoiler

 

[1thouwow]

Too damn many. Especially at work... the thirst is extreme

u might as well bust it wide open

*thinks* Ummmmmm my grand total is.......ZERO.

Takes my L and puts it in my purse.

if u a female and have zero simps u probably look like shrek or summn

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

u might as well bust it wide open

hell no

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I WONDER IF THE MEN HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

I was born to simp

 

[Sierra Mist]

 

[ChiefQueen]

Honestly, just a couple.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

0

I have a boyfriend, I'm not allowed to have simps.

 

[electric_fur]

A few, tbh.

THAT'S RIGHT.

One is my best friend. He called me and immediately started talking about sex yesterday.
Also does that ex that calls me every few months askin randomly when I'm gonna move to austin count?

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Dont expose me yall