Ladies, How Many Simps Do You Have Right Now?

[ClassyME]

An employee of mine just got another one of my employee to buy her lunch

It be like that sometimes

Too damn many. Especially at work... the thirst is extreme

Lol, I'm never bored lol. Its not like i lead them on or anything though. They crack me up i swear some don't even realize they're simping



I like simps

 

[Petty Crocker]

I don't have any

 

[Jplaya2023]

Men love/lust women, and will do anything to have them.

 

[904]

*thinks* Ummmmmm my grand total is.......ZERO.

Takes my L and puts it in my purse.

I don't have any

the humbleness is cute

 

[A.V.]

I'mma just post up on the wall in here...

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I don't have any

 

[Petty Crocker]

the humbleness is cute

Do elaborate sir

 

[LeVraiPapi]

I can't take your feminine ass no more breh. You creep me out. U gotta go on iggy

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Women often confuse being nice, being a gentleman to being a simp. Like the other day, a girl straight up told me to go do her dirty work. I was so furious and I said "What the fuk wrong with u ?" She then kept quiet and barely addresses me now. Bet you she will know how to act with the next nice guy

 

[904]

Do elaborate sir

You're both attractive

Maybe you refuse to claim them, but they're there..

 

[electric_fur]

Women often confuse being nice, being a gentleman to being a simp. Like the other day, a girl straight up told me to go do her dirty work. I was so furious and I said "What the fuk wrong with u ?" She then kept quiet and barely addresses me now. Bet you she will know how to act with the next nice guy

Because women are so used to dudes being nice just to get fukked that we assume all dudes are doing that.

 

[bogey_j]

You're both attractive

Maybe you refuse to claim them, but they're there..

 

[Danie84]

Dos

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

None. Everyone I work with (including myself) is married.

They're also huge dorks (IT).

Even when I was single, though, having dudes simp wasn't something I encouraged. Most folks annoyed me so if they weren't family or friends, I kept chit chat to a minimum.

 

[Petty Crocker]

You're both attractive

Maybe you refuse to claim them, but they're there..