Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
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I'm just gonna assume you are. No one can be this ridiculous.

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So a good woman is automatically put into the ain't shyt category because she's never danced with someone. I see.
Dammit, this was supposed to be a punishment.I didn't even take my high school girlfriend to prom and in return Allah gives me a second chance with 2 virgins
Hand me that W.
Lmao

You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.
Iany of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.


its funny people are finding this ridiculous when its not
as malta said you are a great woman you will be slow dancing at your wedding, or you hang around women who are deem marriageable by men you will be in their wedding party slow dancing at their wedding.
or if your not even married you will date a good guy who will be romantic and slow dance with you, or have close friends or family that get married and you'll bea t the wedding slow dancing with him
It is ridiculous. Not dancing doesn't mean you're not a good woman.
how old are you juicy?
Yeah, I think it's kind of ridiculous to say a chick ain't shyt or no one found her worthy because she's never slow danced before. But I guess the coli aims to make every woman that's never danced with anyone feel worthless. terrible.
You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.
Iany of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

No Ma'am was fighting against overt militant feminists and lazy housewives who did nothing all day, you really gonna shyt on the righteous team like that?
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