Ladies, if a man has never slow danced with you....

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Yoooooooooooo I need to borrow this :dead: :dead: :dead:
 

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Malta just made a whole lot of women even more unhappy with their situation right now :wow:

bytches textin they nikka "let's go some where nice this weekend" :whew:

also, for my dominican ladies we gotta add this as an acceptable form of slow dance:



they not out there two steppin :russ:
 

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The last time I slow danced was on a first date a few months ago. We went out, had a nice dinner and then went to see a live band. We started dancing and all was good until he used it as a chance to try and slob on my neck. lol Needless to say that dance was cut short.
 

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You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I :salute: any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.
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You clearly aren't shyt, and I say man because the prom doesn't count, which is probably the last time you've been with a male in a suit. This means you've never been invited anywhere formal that requires some cooth by an individual who deems you worthy of not embarrassing them. It also means you don't have any worthwhile female friends as well, since it tells me nobody in your flock of birds has found a sucker to marry them since a wedding would probably be the only other place besides the prom you'd have a shot of dancing without a penis thrusting against your clothed buttocks.

I :salute: any of you ain't shyt women out there that hasn't had a slow dance beyond HS, keep looking down at the floor and shaking that ass, it's probably the position you know best.

what's "cooth"?
 

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Nobody jacked your struggle thread, you think I logged in and thought "How can I remix that garbage thread by the homie @concise" nope, I didn't even know you penned that work :beli:

Struggle thread?

As is already clear, your motivations and mine in posting are very different.
 
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