Ladies, I've been seeking an answer to this question for more than a decade

[Silkk]

Farrrrrr from.

Nope, it doesn't even come close.

Ima need more details

Thats unbelievable to me, thats one of the best feelings in the world

If it feel much better than that why yall don't be going after sex as hard as men?

 

[Seea]

Ima need more details

Thats unbelievable to me, thats one of the best feelings in the world

If it feel much better than that why yall don't be going after sex as hard as men?

Believe it.

There's more to life than sex.

 

[Silkk]

Believe it.

There's more to life than sex.

Yeah, like a q-tip in the ear massage. Whats better than that & sex?

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Yeah, like a q-tip in the ear massage. Whats better than that & sex?

You mean to tell me that you've never experienced really needing to clean/scratch your ear, inserting a qtip in there and it caused you to roll your eyes to the back of your head...I can't even describe the feeling or the relief you get. I'll give it my best shot though. Here goes -
It's better than a long anticipated orgasm, better than scratching a raging itch, better than soothing a burn on your tongue or finger, better than a cold drink when you have dry sticky cotton mouth, better than when you remove an eyelash that has fallen into your eye, better than the relief you have after holding your pee for 2.5 hours. That qtip in the ear are all these COMBINED x 100000000 ----->
There...I don't know what else to say Sir Silkk

 

[Silkk]

You mean to tell me that you've never experienced really needing to clean/scratch your ear, inserting a qtip in there and it caused you to roll your eyes to the back of your head...I can't even describe the feeling or the relief you get. I'll give it my best shot though. Here goes -
It's better than a long anticipated orgasm, better than scratching a raging itch, better than soothing a burn on your tongue or finger, better than a cold drink when you have dry sticky cotton mouth, better than when you remove an eyelash that has fallen into your eye, better than the relief you have after holding your pee for 2.5 hours. That qtip in the ear are all these COMBINED x 100000000 ----->
There...I don't know what else to say Sir Silkk

I know that, i thought you was saying a penis --> vagina was better than that feeling

 

[Seea]

Yeah, like a q-tip in the ear massage. Whats better than that & sex?

Self-improvement.

 

[Silkk]

Self-improvement.

Beating off? Nah no way jose

 

[Seea]

Beating off? Nah no way jose

No, not beating off.

 

[Silkk]

No, not beating off.

List them shyts then

 

[Princess Coco]

Nope. Nothing like that first stretch. When you have ease it in cause it's so thick.

So basically losing your virginity doesn't hurt?

 

[Somewhere For Me]

That gave me a good chuckle, OP.

To answer your question OP: No. In my experience there is no equivalency.

However, that q-tip in the ear feeling is so damn good too.

 

[CinnaSlim]

So basically losing your virginity doesn't hurt?

Didnt for me. Get you a man who knows how to warm you up, get you wet and stretch you out.

Or a dude with a small peen.

 

[Princess Coco]

Didnt for me. Get you a man who knows how to warm you up, get you wet and stretch you out.

Or a dude with a small peen.