Ladies please clean your crib when you invite a guy over.

Hopeofmypeople

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I don't understand this shyt. It's like the 2nd time this happened, here's the story.

My Dark skin side hoe texted me talkin bout she want the D. I stepped in her crib and it smelled like Weed,Cigs and Grilled cheese, on top of that when she turned on the light i seen at least 3 roaches run across the floor. :snoop:
I don't understand this shyt. It's like the 2nd time this happened, here's the story.

My Dark skin side hoe texted me talkin bout she want the D. I stepped in her crib and it smelled like Weed,Cigs and Grilled cheese, on top of that when she turned on the light i seen at least 3 roaches run across the floor. :snoop:
You think thats bad? I was once smashing a chic on the regular who lived alone and once when I was round there I asked could I use the toilet I walked in unzipped and looked down and straight up there was skid marks. Thing is she couldn't blame that shyt (pun intended) on a room mate as the bytch lived alone. I was disgusted...............did I fukk? You darn right breh that was a tight ass p*ssy aint nothing turning me away short of her shytting herself. She was some mixed thing who you would have thought farted flowers from the way she looked.:scusthov:
 

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Well, I'm white so does that make it any better?

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Why you had to point out she dark skin :rudy:

Guessing the same reason why posters point out light skinned nikkas and cacs. To speciy the type of individual via details. :manny:
 

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I don't understand this shyt. It's like the 2nd time this happened, here's the story.

My Dark skin side hoe texted me talkin bout she want the D. I stepped in her crib and it smelled like Weed,Cigs and Grilled cheese, on top of that when she turned on the light i seen at least 3 roaches run across the floor. :snoop:

fukk with better hoes
:manny:
 
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