newworldafro

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In the Silver Lining
bytch told me I had no ass like her boyfriend did in high school who was a basketball player. She laughed at me. I was like :childplease:..a female relative mentioned it one time, when she got me some pants for x-mas. Wasn't sure if that was a good or bad thing? :jbhmm:
..then I noticed I had a flatty...:laugh:. Even attempted to go the gym once to see what I could about it.....:dead:......it's the white genes 3 generations back :russ:....i'm more than content though.
 
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Nymbus

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:ohhh:I thought they did it on some flirty half joking shyt like "Oh haha men like to check out our butts so Imma grab yours"
 

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Mann one time i was walking out of my office building and i see these two old ass ladies in a minivan looking like they on their way to bingo. They call out to me on some "young man" type shyt so i go up and see if I

can help these poor old ladies.

So I get to the passenger window and say "yall need help:lupe: "thinking they need directions or something. Old lady is like "Oh nothing, just wanted to see your butt when you walk away.:shaq:"



I was so dumbfounded i think my brain shut down on me, i think i muttered some gibberish and ran away on some shyt like this:
he-gonna-cry-in-the-car-o.gif


I felt violated brehs:mjcry:
 

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They do. My bussy is round, jiggly and funky. I wear slacks to work with no underwear. One time this half samoan/albino chick at my work started sniffing my booty while I bent over to pick up a flashlight. I felt a nuzzle between my cheeks, and before I could turnt around she had ran around the corner.



#teamfunkybooty
 
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They do. My bussy is round, giggly and funky. I wear slacks to work with no underwear. One time this half samoan/albino chick at my work started sniffing my booty while I bent over to pick up a flashlight. I felt a nuzzle between my cheeks, and before I could turnt around she had ran around the corner.



#teamfunkybooty
:what:What in the flying fukk?
 

nairdas

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Yeah they do. At least 3 girls at my job has said something about my ass. Honestly I don't like it, lol.
 

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They do. My bussy is round, giggly and funky. I wear slacks to work with no underwear. One time this half samoan/albino chick at my work started sniffing my booty while I bent over to pick up a flashlight. I felt a nuzzle between my cheeks, and before I could turnt around she had ran around the corner.



#teamfunkybooty

:russ::russ::russ:
 
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